職場雷區(qū)：10大損招讓同事對你生厭

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　　Do you want to know how to make your coworkers hate you? Follow this advice. These are surefire ways to ensure your coworkers will look forward to the day you are gone. Avoid these behaviors if you want to help create harmony in your workplace。
　　你想讓你的同事討厭你嗎？那就照著我們的建議做吧。這樣的話你同事一定都會期盼著你走的那一天。如果想和同事相處融洽的話就要避免做這些事情了。
　　1.Talk Loudly on Your Cell Phone ... Especially in the Bathroom
　　大聲的講電話，特別是在衛(wèi)生間里
　　Your co-workers don’t want to listen to your cell phone conversations. They are not as entertaining to anyone as they are to you. More importantly, they don’t want to hear you talk on your phone while you are in the bathroom. It makes them uncomfortable。
　　你的同事并不想聽你講電話。電話里的內(nèi)容對你來說是種樂趣，對他們來說卻不是。更重要的是，他們不想聽你在衛(wèi)生間講電話，這會讓他們很不舒服。
　　2.Take Credit for Your Co-Workers’ Contributions to a Project　
　　將你同事對一個項目的貢獻全部歸功于自己
　　When your boss congratulates you on a job well done, don’t mention that you had a lot of help. Why does she need to know anyway? Better to look like you did it all on your own. And, when you need some help on the next project, where do you think your co-workers will be? Not on your team。
　　當(dāng)你的上司贊揚你某項工作做得很好時，不要告訴他在完成工作途中你得到了不少幫助�？傊麨槭裁匆肋@些呢？最好看上去是你一個人完成這項工作的。這樣，下次你工作中需要幫助時，你認(rèn)為你的同事還會幫你嗎？不會的。
　　3.Come to Work Sick
　　帶病工作
　　If you have a cold or a stomach virus, spread it around. Your co-workers will thank you. On second thought, no they won’t. Well, hopefully they’ll have the decency
　　to call in sick and stop spreading the illness further。
　　如果你感冒了或者得了腸炎，那就趕緊四處傳播病毒吧。你的同事會感激你的。仔細想想，不，他們不會感激你的。那么，希望他們會禮貌的要求停止疾病的傳播吧。
　　4.Share Everything With Your Co-Workers
　　和你的同事分享一切
　　Your co-workers are a curious bunch
　　so it is in their best interests if you tell them everything about your personal life — even if, no make that especially if, it makes them uncomfortable. Your motto should be "too much information is never enough."
　　你的`同事時一堆特別好奇的人，所以如果你告訴他們你的一切私生活的話，他們會特別感興趣，即使(盡量忽略這個即使吧)這樣做會讓他們感到不舒服。你的名言應(yīng)該是“再多的信息也是遠遠不夠的。”
　　5.Talk to Your Co-Workers About Religion and Politics
　　和你的同事談宗教和政治的問題
　　Ah, religion and politics ... two topics about which everyone is in total agreement. Well, not exactly. Your co-workers may be very sensitive about these topics so if you want to offend them in a hurry, make sure they know why your beliefs are the only right ones。
　　啊….。宗教和政治，幾乎是每個人都完全認(rèn)同的兩個話題。其實不是的。你同事可能對這類型的話題比較敏感，所以如果你想輕易地得罪他們的話，確保他們知道你的信仰才是唯一正確的。
　　6.Tell Your Co-Workers Dirty Jokes
　　和你同事講黃色笑話
　　Everyone appreciates a good joke, right? That may be true, but while most people appreciate a good joke, many are put off by dirty jokes. It’s not your problem so keep telling those jokes, but don’t be surprised if you find yourself accused of sexual harassment
　　one day。
　　任何人都喜歡好的笑話，是嗎？也許是真的，但是正如大部分人都喜歡好笑話，也有很多人抵制黃色笑話。不停的講黃色笑話并不是你的錯誤，但是如果有一天你被指責(zé)為性騷擾也不要覺得奇怪。
　　7.Spam Your Co-Workers
　　發(fā)垃圾郵件騷擾你的同事
　　Forward tons of email to all your co-workers. The content doesn’t matter. Send it all — chain letters, jokes, and petitions. They’ll be thinking of you as they keep hitting that delete button。
　　發(fā)一大堆郵件給你同事。內(nèi)容不重要。把他們都發(fā)出去吧——不管是連鎖信，笑話，還是訴狀等。當(dāng)他們不停的按刪除鍵的時候，他們一定會想起你的。
　　8.Chew Your Gum Loudly
　　大聲的嚼口香糖。
　　Nothing sounds as yummy as the noise made by someone cracking their chewing gum and smacking their lips. It may drive your co-workers crazy, but isn’t that what you’re trying to do?
　　沒有什么比大聲的嚼口香糖，并發(fā)出吧嗒吧嗒響聲聽起來更美味了。這能把你同事逼瘋，但這不正是你想做的嗎？
　　9.Don’t Carry Your Own Weight
　　不做完自己份內(nèi)的工作
　　If you don’t do your fair share of the work required by your department, your co-workers will have to pick up the slack. They’ll be so exhausted from doing all the work, they won’t be able to thank you。
　　如果你不能完成部門分配給你的任務(wù)，那么你的同事就需要額外幫你做完你的任務(wù)。他們會因為做完所有的工作而勞累不已，當(dāng)然他們也不會感謝你。
　　10.Talk Down to Your Co-Workers
　　居高臨下的和你同事講話
　　You may think talking down to your co-workers will build you up, but a condescending
　　attitude will not make you appear stronger. It will, however, make your co-workers resent you。
　　你也許認(rèn)為居高臨下的和同事講話可以建立你的威信，但是高傲的態(tài)度并不會讓你看起來更強，反而會讓你的同事憎恨你。

職場雷區(qū)：10大損招讓同事對你生厭

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