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英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些
愛(ài)笑的人，運(yùn)氣總不會(huì)太差，因?yàn)樾梢宰屓顺錆M正能量，更能讓自己面對(duì)挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些1】
One Side of the Case A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should beexcused, and one man raised his hand. "I can't hear out of my left ear," the man told the judge.
"Can you hear out of your right ear?" the judge asked. The man nodded his head.
"You'll be allowed to serve on the jury," the judge declared. "We only listen to one side of thecase at a time."
一面之詞
一位法官問(wèn)我們這群修補(bǔ)陪審員是否有人應(yīng)當(dāng)免權(quán)。一個(gè)人舉起了手。
“我的左耳聽(tīng)不見(jiàn)。”那人告訴法官。
“你的右邊耳朵聽(tīng)得見(jiàn)嗎?”法官問(wèn)道。那人點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭。
“我們?cè)试S你加入陪審團(tuán)，”法官宣布。“我們每次只聽(tīng)一面之辭。”
【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些2】
St Peter's question
圣彼德的問(wèn)題
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of StPeter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. Helooks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank afterhitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sentthrough. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?"Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Petersends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
有三個(gè)人死了，分別是一名醫(yī)生、一名會(huì)計(jì)和一名律師。他們來(lái)到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德對(duì)他們說(shuō)，如果他們想進(jìn)入天堂，就得每人回答一個(gè)問(wèn)題。圣彼德看著醫(yī)生開(kāi)始發(fā)問(wèn)，“以前電影院放過(guò)一部電影，說(shuō)的是一艘船撞擊冰山后沉沒(méi)，電影的名字是什么?” 醫(yī)生回答，“<<泰坦尼克號(hào)>>”，醫(yī)生隨即被允許進(jìn)入天堂。然后圣彼德看著會(huì)計(jì)說(shuō)，“船上有多少人遇難?”。會(huì)計(jì)很走運(yùn)，因?yàn)樗麆偪催^(guò)這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”圣彼德把會(huì)計(jì)也放進(jìn)天堂了。最后，圣彼德轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身，看著律師，非常嚴(yán)肅地用命令的`口吻問(wèn)道，“把1500人的名字都說(shuō)出來(lái)?”
【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些3】
Reached Shore Fast
快速靠岸
A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car brokedown. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he thought maybe he might be able to raisesomeone on his marine radio to call for roadside assistance. He climbed into his boat, clicked onthe radio and said, "Mayday, mayday." A Coast Guard officer came on and said, "State yourlocation." "I-75, two miles south of Standish." After a very long pause, the officer asked, "Howfast were you going when you reached shore?"
在休倫湖釣完魚后，我的一個(gè)朋友開(kāi)車拖著他的船回家。路上車壞了。他沒(méi)帶手機(jī)，不過(guò)，他想，也許他可以通過(guò)海事無(wú)線廣播來(lái)請(qǐng)求公路援助。于是，他爬到他的船里面，啟動(dòng)了無(wú)線裝置，喊道，“求救，求救”。一名海岸護(hù)衛(wèi)隊(duì)警官作出了回應(yīng)，“報(bào)告你的'位置”。“I-75號(hào)公路，Standish的南面兩英里”。沉默了好一會(huì)之后，警官問(wèn)我的朋友，“你的船靠岸時(shí)開(kāi)得有多快?”
【英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短一些4】
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all hissums right.
一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。
The teacher was very pleased and rather surprised.
老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。
He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. Whathappened? Did your father help you?"
他把蒂姆叫到桌前說(shuō)："蒂姆，你這次的`作業(yè)全都做對(duì)了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."
"不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做。"
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