英文笑話短帶翻譯

英文笑話短帶翻譯

　　英文笑話短帶翻譯一：

　　There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

　　曾經(jīng)有只蝸牛，它對(duì)自己動(dòng)作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來(lái)改變這種境況。逛了一圈之后，它決定買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z。他去了最近的Datsun經(jīng)銷(xiāo)店，去買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車(chē)重新刷漆，改稱(chēng)240-S�！　〗�(jīng)銷(xiāo)商問(wèn)：“為什么是S呢?”　　蝸牛回答說(shuō)：“‘s’代表蝸牛。我想讓每一個(gè)看見(jiàn)我呼嘯而過(guò)的人知道是誰(shuí)在開(kāi)車(chē)。”　　經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商不想失去把汽車(chē)賣(mài)給蝸牛這樣一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)，所以他同意收取些許費(fèi)用，把車(chē)重新涂漆。　　蝸牛開(kāi)著它的新車(chē)，把自己的余生都用在了快樂(lè)地高速行使在告訴公路上。而不論何時(shí)任何人看見(jiàn)它飛馳而過(guò)的時(shí)候，都會(huì)說(shuō)：“哦!看那S-car 。”

　　英文笑話短帶翻譯二：

　　Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you.

　　“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎?”老板問(wèn)他的一個(gè)員工。

　　“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說(shuō)。

　　“哦，那么，這樣說(shuō)來(lái)一切就很正常了，”老板繼續(xù)說(shuō)，“在你今早離開(kāi)，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來(lái)看你了。”

　　英文笑話短帶翻譯三：

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　我和一個(gè)朋友在快餐店排隊(duì)訂餐，那里很醒目地寫(xiě)著，不接受超過(guò)20美元的大鈔(請(qǐng)自備零錢(qián))。

　　我們前邊的一個(gè)女士指著這個(gè)牌子對(duì)我們說(shuō)：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過(guò)20美元的話，我一定不會(huì)在這兒吃飯!”

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