英語小笑話帶翻譯短

英語小笑話帶翻譯短

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯短一：

　　Do You Know My Work?　One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. 　 Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. 　 “Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire， the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.” 　 “You don't know my work，” said the other. 　 “What is your work?” 　 “I'm a policeman. 　 “Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said，“And do you know my work?”“No，”said the policeman. 　 “I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”

　　你知道我是干什么的嗎? 　 一天晚上，一家旅館失火，住在這家旅館里的人穿著睡 衣就跑了出來。 　 兩個人站在外面，看著大火。 　 “在我出來之前，”其中一個說：“我跑進一些房間，找到了一大筆錢。人在恐懼中是不會想到錢的。如果有人把紙幣留在火里，火就會把它燒成灰燼。所以我把我所能找到的鈔票都拿走了。沒有人會因為我拿走它們而變得更窮。” 　 “你不知道我是干什么的。”另一個說。 　 “你是干什么的?” 　 “我是警察。” 　 “噢!”第一個人喊了一聲。他靈機一動，說：“那你知道我是干什么的?”“不知道。”警察說。 　 “我是個作家。我總是愛編一些從未發生過的故事。”

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯短二：

　　Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　妻子和丈夫談話，他一天到晚總是看報紙，妻子抱怨說：我要是報紙就好了，那樣我就可以天天在你手里了。

　　丈夫說我也希望那樣，那樣我就可以每天換一個了。

　　NOTE

　　I wish I were ....是虛擬語氣的說法，表示希望發生但不會發生的。

　　英語小笑話帶翻譯短三：

　　The Crowded Store

　　It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

　　A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.

　　As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"

　　一天，一個商店降價大甩賣。人們在開店之前就排在了商店門前，排成了很長的一隊。一個身材矮小的人推擠著想到隊伍的前面，但被推了回來，而且被咒罵著插隊。那個人又一次努力往前擠， 但是又被擠到了最后面，而且下巴被重重的碰了幾下，他對最后一個人說：“如果他們再次這樣對我，我就不去開商店門了!!!”

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