逗樂(lè)英語(yǔ)笑話集錦
笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來(lái)看看逗樂(lè)英語(yǔ)笑話集錦吧!
逗樂(lè)英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(一)
寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買(mǎi)一件生日禮物。
"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."
“沒(méi)關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的`愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順”。
Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物”。
逗樂(lè)英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(二)
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾經(jīng)有只蝸牛，它對(duì)自己動(dòng)作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來(lái)改變這種境況。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它決定買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
去了最近的Datsun經(jīng)銷(xiāo)店，去買(mǎi)Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車(chē)重新刷漆，改稱(chēng)240-S。
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商問(wèn)：“為什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
蝸牛回答說(shuō)：“‘s’代表蝸牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
我想讓每一個(gè)看見(jiàn)我呼嘯而過(guò)的人知道是誰(shuí)在開(kāi)車(chē)。”
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商不想失去把汽車(chē)賣(mài)給蝸牛這樣一個(gè)機(jī)會(huì)，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些許費(fèi)用，把車(chē)重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蝸牛開(kāi)著它的新車(chē)，把自己的余生都用在了快樂(lè)地高速行使在告訴公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不論何時(shí)任何人看見(jiàn)它飛馳而過(guò)的時(shí)候，都會(huì)說(shuō)：“哦!看那S-car 。”
逗樂(lè)英語(yǔ)笑話集錦(三)
They are liberated
My husband, a brawny-looking man, had injured his back andcould barely walk. On the way to doctor, we stopped for gas at aself-serve station dragged my eight-months-pregnant form out frombehind the steering wheel and began pumping.
Two men nearby looked at my husband, who was resting in thecar, and then glanced at me. “Well,” I heard one say to the other,“They are liberated, you know.”
——Ellen McQuarrie (Laveen, Ariz.)
她們被解放了
我丈夫看起來(lái)是個(gè)很強(qiáng)壯的男人，他的背部受了傷，幾乎不能走路。在去看醫(yī)生的路上，我們?cè)谧灾炯佑停彝现藗�(gè)月大的身孕從方向盤(pán)后面出來(lái)，開(kāi)始加油。
附近有兩個(gè)男人看著當(dāng)時(shí)正在車(chē)?yán)镄菹⒌奈艺煞颍缓罂戳宋乙谎邸?ldquo;哎，”我聽(tīng)見(jiàn)一個(gè)對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)，“你知道，她們被解放了。”
——愛(ài)倫. 邁考利(Laveen ，亞利桑那州)
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