短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天

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短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天

　　我認(rèn)為當(dāng)代男性展現(xiàn)男友力的最佳表現(xiàn)就是在她提出吃什么去哪玩怎么辦買(mǎi)不買(mǎi)好不好看的時(shí)候，迅速而確定地給她一個(gè)答案。

短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天

　　短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天一：Homework家庭作業(yè)

　　Homework

　　Teacher: I'm able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly.

　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father.

　　家庭作業(yè)

　　老師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，另一篇實(shí)在是糟透了。

　　學(xué)生：是的，先生——我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。

　　短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天二：頓時(shí)赧顏

　　某男，粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是sex。

　　該男思之久已，毅然下筆：“Once a week“。

　　簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.“

　　該男頓時(shí)赧顏，思之，填下“female“，官楞之，曰：“shouldn’t it be male?“

　　男急釋曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”

　　短篇英語(yǔ)笑話樂(lè)翻天三：它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　一位中國(guó)老婦人在美國(guó)看望女兒回來(lái)不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的.美元。在銀行柜臺(tái)，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說(shuō)：“相信我，先生，也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國(guó)直接帶來(lái)的。”