爆笑精彩英語笑話
笑話是一種簡單的藝術語言，能讓我們變得快樂，今天我們就一起來看看爆笑精彩英語笑話吧!
爆笑精彩英語笑話
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾經有只蝸牛，它對自己動作慢的名聲感到了厭惡和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他決心去弄些跑得飛快的輪子來改變這種境況。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它決定買Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
去了最近的.Datsun經銷店，去買Datson 240-Z，但是它想把這輛車重新刷漆，改稱240-S。
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
經銷商問：“為什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail.
蝸�；卮鹫f：“‘s’代表蝸牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."
我想讓每一個看見我呼嘯而過的人知道是誰在開車。”
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
經銷商不想失去把汽車賣給蝸牛這樣一個機會，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些許費用，把車重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蝸牛開著它的新車，把自己的余生都用在了快樂地高速行使在告訴公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不論何時任何人看見它飛馳而過的時候，都會說：“哦!看那S-car 。”
爆笑精彩英語笑話
harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛，一輛警車攔住了他們。
"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們為什么開那么快?”警官喊道。
"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車不好，因此我們想在發生事故前趕緊到達目的地。”
爆笑精彩英語笑話
小男孩兒看完牙醫，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙!”
這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。
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