超爆笑精彩的英語笑話

超爆笑精彩的英語笑話

　　看一些英語笑話，能讓我們在學習英語知識的同時變得開心，今天我們就一起來看看英語逗趣笑話笑翻天吧!

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時母親忽然想起點兒事來，便對正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　超爆笑精彩的英語笑話(二)

　　一位富婆為擁有一只珍貴的古玩而深感驕傲，以至于她竟要把臥室漆成與花瓶同樣的顏色。幾名油漆匠試圖調出這個底色，但是誰也沒有能令那位怪癖的.婦女滿意。

　　最后來了位油漆匠。他非常自信能調出那種顏色。那婦女對他的成果非常滿意，油漆匠于是一舉成名。

　　多年以后，他退休了，生意也交給兒子。“爸，”兒子說，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎樣使墻的顏色與花瓶配得那么絕的?”

　　“兒子，”父親回答說，“我漆了花瓶。”

　　Perfect Match

　　A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and truns the business over to his son. "Dad," says the son, "there's something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

　　"Son," the father replies, "I painted the vase."

　　超爆笑精彩的英語笑話(三)

　　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　老師:為什么你每天早晨都遲到?

　　湯姆:每當我經過學校的拐角處,就看見一個牌子上寫著"學校----慢行".

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