簡短的英語笑話短文帶翻譯

簡短的英語笑話短文帶翻譯

　　當聽別人說笑話的時候覺得不大好笑，還會覺得冷很冷，可是自己看的時候，卻笑到不行，你有這樣的經歷么?以下的簡短的英語笑話短文帶翻譯，希望能讓你歡樂笑不停。

　　簡短的英語笑話短文帶翻譯篇一：醫生向母親索吻

　　during the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, i told him that mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. he then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.

　　醫生按期來探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫生聽了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來親了她一下。然后他說不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個吻。

　　when he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "can you imagine, " she said. "seventy dollars and i had to kiss him too!

　　醫生走后，我母親厭惡地搖搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”

　　簡短的`英語笑話短文帶翻譯篇二：模仿

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it.

　　Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache.

　　That's because it's empty, said his bright son. You'd be all right if you had something in it.

　　一個男孩放學回家時，覺得肚子痛。來，坐下，吃點點心，媽媽說，你肚子痛是因為肚子是空的。吃點東西就會好的。

　　一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，說是頭痛。

　　你頭痛是因為你的腦袋是空的`，他那聰明的兒子說，里面裝點東西，就會好的。

　　簡短的英語笑話短文帶翻譯篇三：耳朵還在我衣兜里

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose

　　伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。

　　and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　他媽媽問，“發生了什么事?”

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.“

　　一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　“再見到他你能認出來嗎?”媽媽問。

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan.

　　“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。

　　"I have his ear in my pocket."

　　“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　簡短的.英語笑話短文帶翻譯篇四：漂亮的結婚禮物

　　we attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. we look forward to using it soon.

　　我們參加了一個熟人的兒子的婚禮。由于我們都不認識那個年輕人和他的`新娘，所以我們決定送給他們一個實用的全家禮----一個滅火器。很明顯，這對新人大批量制作了他們的感謝信，因為我們收到了一張卡片，上面寫著：“非常感謝您的漂亮的結婚禮物，我們期待著不久就用到它。”

  

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