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簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
愛(ài)笑的人，運(yùn)氣總不會(huì)太差，因?yàn)樾梢宰屓顺錆M正能量，更能讓自己面對(duì)挫折，勇往直前，以下笑話希望能讓你爆笑每一天。
簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯一：第四元素 The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?
Student: Soap!
老師：自然界的.四大元素是什么?
學(xué)生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。
老師：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?
學(xué)生：肥皂。
簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯二：“妙”齡證人 Twenty
In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."
The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."
The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"
So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."
庭上的法官問(wèn)證人：「 多大了?我的`意思是，真實(shí)年齡是多少?別忘了 剛才已經(jīng)宣誓過(guò)，所以請(qǐng)誠(chéng)實(shí)作答。」
這位女士回答：「我是二十一歲又幾個(gè)月。」
簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯三：夢(mèng)中更聰明 More Intelligent in Dreams
When a student failed to solve a math problem in class, he expressed his regret to his teacher.
"I remember solving the problem in my dream last night, but for the time being I've forgotten it . What can that mean?"
"It means that you are more intelligent in dreams than when you are awake," the teacher explained.
一名學(xué)生在班上沒(méi)有做出老師的教學(xué)題，他感到很遺憾，對(duì)老師解釋說(shuō)：“我記得昨天夜里做夢(mèng)對(duì)這道題解對(duì)了，但現(xiàn)在一時(shí)想不起來(lái)了。這說(shuō)明什么?”
“這說(shuō)明你做夢(mèng)的時(shí)候比你醒著的`時(shí)候更聰明”。老師解釋說(shuō)。
簡(jiǎn)單簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯四：寧可不要的榮耀 An Unwelcome Honor
A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."
Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."
So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."
一位醫(yī)生走進(jìn)醫(yī)院的'病房，告訴強(qiáng)森先生：「我有一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息要告訴你。」
強(qiáng)森先生說(shuō)：「請(qǐng)先告訴我好消息吧!」
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：「本院的醫(yī)師決定用你的名字，來(lái)為一種不治之癥命名。」
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