極品英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：親愛的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話。
到底誰的正確率高--雙語幽默笑話
One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"
一天，蒂姆的`數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對(duì)了。老師很高興，同時(shí)也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對(duì)了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”
"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”
委婉的提醒--雙語幽默笑話
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個(gè)特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：親愛的，你意識(shí)到我們?cè)谶@兩個(gè)相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?
他放下報(bào)紙，眼睛直直地望著我：因此，你想交換座位嗎?
客觀條件局限美好的心愿--雙語幽默笑話
One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.
一天有個(gè)男孩去對(duì)他老師說：老師，我爸想知道你是不是愛吃烤豬肉。
I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.
當(dāng)然啰，老師說，去告訴你父親，多謝他想著我。
Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.
好幾天過去了，再?zèng)]提起烤豬肉的事兒。
Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.
最后老師對(duì)男孩說：我以為你父親要給我送點(diǎn)烤豬肉來呢。
Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.
是啊，孩子說，他是這么想的，可后來豬又沒病了。
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