2016英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子
右邊的零售商掛起招牌，上書(shū)：大減價(jià)!特便宜!左邊的商店掛的招牌，聲稱：大砍價(jià)!大折扣!中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡(jiǎn)單地寫著：入口處。更多英語(yǔ)笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
含糊的概念帶給我的好處--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(資格證書(shū)，職位要求) . Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got the job.
第一次求職時(shí)，我意識(shí)到在列舉我所具備的為數(shù)不多的條件時(shí)，得有點(diǎn)創(chuàng)造性。當(dāng)問(wèn)及我是否受過(guò)其它的'培訓(xùn)時(shí)，我老實(shí)地回答說(shuō)我花了三年時(shí)間學(xué)計(jì)算機(jī)程序設(shè)計(jì)課。我得到了那份工作。
I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed.
我沒(méi)有提到那門功課我重復(fù)學(xué)了三年才考及格。
女兒的作品日落-英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫(huà)的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過(guò)畫(huà)畫(huà)。
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)這樣的日落。
三個(gè)商人的不同招牌--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue.
三個(gè)互相爭(zhēng)生意的商店老板在一條商業(yè)街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等著瞧好戲。
The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, Gigantic Sale! and Super Bargains!
右邊的零售商掛起了巨大的招牌，上書(shū)：大減價(jià)!特便宜!
The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, Prices Slashed! and Fantastic Discounts!
左邊的商店掛出了更大的招牌，聲稱：大砍價(jià)!大折扣!
The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, ENTRANCE.
中間的商人隨后準(zhǔn)備了一個(gè)大招牌，上面只簡(jiǎn)單地寫著：入口處。
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