英語笑話的在整理:Visual Training
recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field.The party was so faraway that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatinglythe recruit replied:
“Sixteen men and a sergeant,sir.”
“Right;but how do you know there's a sergeant there?”
“He's not doing any digging, sir.”
視力訓練
班里正在進行“視力訓練”。一個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方,那些人看起來只是一些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
“十六個兵外加一個中士,長官!
“正確,可是你怎么知道那兒有一個中士?”
今日作業:
Workman:“Mr.Brown,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.”
Employer:“Very sorry,my dear man, but I can't helpyou. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside thefactory we are not responsible.”
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