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小學一年級英語小笑話（精選5篇）
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面小編整理了小學一年級英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
小學一年級英語小笑話 篇1
saying a prayer for his christmas meal圣誕節晚宴上的.餐前禱告
lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the christmas dinner. the family members bowed their heads in expectation. lee began his prayer, thanking god for his mommy, daddy, brothers, sister, grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. then he began to thank god for the food.
有個小男孩叫lee, 今年七歲，圣誕節晚餐開桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請低頭看著他，lee開始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節晚餐了。
he gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. after a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "if i thank god for the brussels sprouts, won't he know that i'm lying?"
他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后lee停下來了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。lee沉默了很長時間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說：“媽媽，如果我感謝上帝賜予我甘藍菜，他會知道我在撒謊嗎?”
p.s:
國外很多小孩子都不喜歡吃甘藍菜，不知道為什么，看《絕望主婦》里面lynette家的雙胞胎就非常討厭吃甘藍菜，請了保姆后還拿這個來做實驗，看看她們家保姆有沒有魅力讓兩個小鬼頭把甘藍菜吃下去。
小學一年級英語小笑話 篇2
'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.
一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點傻?”
'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.
小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No.' replied the boy.
小男孩回答道：“不知道�！�
'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.
小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的.傻班主任的女兒�！�
'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.
小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”
'No,' she uttered.
小女孩說：“不知道�！�
'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.
小男孩大大的松了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”
小學一年級英語小笑話 篇3
A tourist passing through South Dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. Afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a Native American.
有個旅行者在穿越南達科這州時，在一家膚血站獻了血.獻血后他坐在一張小床上休息。這時，他見到另一個人前來獻血.那個人看起來好像是美國的本土人。這個旅行家于是就和他攀談起來。“你是不是住在路那邊的蘇族印地安人保護區?”
The tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”Do you live on the Sioux reservation up the road?"
“沒錯兒。”那人回答.
"Yes，"the man replied.
“你是百分之百血統的蘇族印地安人嗎?”
"Are you a full-blooded Sioux?"
“噢，不能完全這么說?. "那人說:“我現在就缺少了一品脫的`血.”
"Well，actually，no，"said the man. "Right now I'm a pint low. "
小學一年級英語小笑話 篇4
不必再看眼科醫生了
It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.
我己經很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最后，她替我掛了個號。
The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.
在我去見醫生的'前一天，我的情緒特別好。我對妻于又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現在就去把號退了�！�
小學一年級英語小笑話 篇5
After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.
我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。后來我父母從內布拉斯加的`老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。
What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，一進入密西根，除了樹什么都沒有。”
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