幽默小笑話英語

幽默小笑話英語

　　笑話具有篇幅短小，故事情節簡單而巧妙，往往出人意料，給人突然之間笑神來了的奇妙感覺的特點。大多揭示生活中乖謬的現象，具有諷刺性和娛樂性。其趣味有高下之分。下面是小編為您帶來的是幽默小笑話英語相關內容，希望對您有所幫助。

　　Draw tree

　　The kindergarten held a tree planting day painting competition, and I wrote a big "tree" word on the blackboard to let children play freely.

　　When the painting was handed in, I saw a picture that was amazing. The tree trunk was yellow and the trees were full of golden fruit. It was novel and unique in color.

　　I immediately praised, said: "Xiaoqiang is great, you can tell the teacher, what is the fruit on it, this is a tree?""

　　Xiaoqiang stood up and shouted in reply: "the tree is covered with coins and gold ingots, this is my father bought the lottery yesterday, taught me to draw the shake Qian Shu."!"

　　畫 樹

　　幼兒園舉辦植樹節繪畫比賽，我在黑板上寫了個大大的“樹”字，讓小朋友們自由發揮。

　　繪畫作品交上來后，我看到一幅畫非常驚嘆，樹干是黃色的.，樹上結的全是金光閃閃的果子，創作新穎，顏色獨特。

　　我馬上表揚說：“小強真棒，你能告訴老師這上面結的是什么果子，這是一棵什么樹嗎？”

　　小強站起身，大聲回答：“樹上結的是銅錢和金元寶，這是我爸昨天買彩票時，教我畫的搖錢樹！”

　　Insult

　　Man: "I'm full of you."......"

　　Woman: "I think you have a lot of shit in your head."!"

　　Man: I don't allow you to insult yourself like this!"

　　侮 辱

　　男：“我滿腦子裝的都是你……”

　　女：“我看你腦子里裝的都是屎吧！”

　　男：“我不允許你這樣侮辱你自己！”

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