英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯
要是有一則笑話解決不了的事，那就兩則笑話，看笑話，能讓我們變得開心，今天小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯篇一：
The wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.
One day the wolf said to the fox, "You go home and lie in bed. I'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." That's a good idea," said the fox.
He went home at once. The wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asked the rabbit. "It's the wolf. I've come to tell you that the fox is dead." Then the wolf went away.
The rabbit went to the fox's house. He looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. He thought, "Is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? If he's not dead, he'll catch me when I go near him." so he said, "The wolf says that the fox is dead. But he doesn't look like a dead fox. The mouth of a dead fox is always open." When the fox heard this, he thought, "I'll show him that I'm dead." So he opened his mouth.
The rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.
狼和狐貍想要吃掉兔子，但是這只兔子太難抓到了。
一天，狼對(duì)狐貍說：“你回家假裝躺在床上。我去告訴兔子你已經(jīng)死了。當(dāng)他來看你的時(shí)候，你就可以跳起來抓住他了。”“真是個(gè)好主意!”狐貍說。
于是他立刻回到家。狼去兔子的房前敲了敲門，“是誰啊?”兔子問道。“狼，我是來告訴你狐貍已經(jīng)死了。”說完狼就走開了。
兔子去狐貍家看情況。他通過狐貍家的窗戶看到閉著眼睛的`狐貍躺在床上。他想，狐貍是真的死了，還是在假裝呢?如果他沒有死，那么我走近他就會(huì)被他抓住。于是他說：“狼說狐貍死了。但是他看起來并不像死掉了呀。死去的狐貍通常都是張著嘴的。”狐貍聽到這些話就想：我得證明自己是真的死了。于是他張開了嘴巴。
這時(shí)兔子知道狐貍并沒有死，他就以最快的速度跑開啦。
英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯篇二：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我沒有睡著
當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒!”
“我沒有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
“沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”
英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯篇三：Expensive Price
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
昂貴的代價(jià)
牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了
英語短篇笑話故事帶翻譯篇四：
Don't You Like Any of Our Colours Today?
Mrs. Green was eighty，but she had a small car，and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.
She did not drive fast，because she was old，but she drove well and never hit anything. Sometimes her grandchildren said to her，“Please don't drive your car，grandmother. We can take you to the shops.”
But she always said，“No，I like driving. I've driven for fifty years，and I'm not going to stop now.”
Last Saturday she stopped her car at some traffic-lights because they were red，and then it did not start again. The lights were green，then yellow，then red，
then green again，but her car did not start.
“What am I going to do now?” She said. But then a policeman came and said to her kindly，“Good morning. Don't you like any of our colours today?”
格林太太八十歲了。她有一輛小型轎車，每逢星期六她總是開著這輛車去購(gòu)買食品。
因?yàn)槟昙o(jì)大了，格林太太車子開得不快，不過她開車技術(shù)很高，從來沒有出過事。有時(shí)她的孫子孫女們對(duì)她說：“奶奶，您別開車了，我們可以送您去商店。” 但她總是說：“不，我喜歡開車。我已經(jīng)開了五十年了，現(xiàn)在還不想撒手。”
上星期六，她看見交通燈是紅色就剎住了車。后來車子熄火了。交通燈由綠色轉(zhuǎn)為黃色，然后轉(zhuǎn)為紅色，又轉(zhuǎn)變?yōu)榫G色，可她的車子還是發(fā)動(dòng)不起來。
“現(xiàn)在我該怎么辦呢?”她說。
這時(shí)一位警察走過來，和氣地對(duì)她說：“早上好，今天交通燈的顏色沒有一樣您喜歡嗎?”
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