搞笑生活英語(yǔ)笑話大全笑破你的肚子
第二天，杰克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。更多英語(yǔ)笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
Marry Him
Jane loved Tony , but she worried about all the money he squandered when they went out together. How can I stop Tony spending so much money on me? She asked her mother.
Marry him!
嫁給他
簡(jiǎn)很愛托尼，但是當(dāng)他們一起出去的時(shí)候，托尼總是大手大腳地花錢，這使簡(jiǎn)感到很不安。我怎樣才能不讓托尼在我身上花那么多錢呢?她問自已的母親。
嫁給他!
熊和兔子：The bear and the rabbit
There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie(神) in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said, I wish to be the only male bear in this forest. And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, I want a motorcycle helmet.(摩托車安全帽) And he got his wish.
The bear went up and said, I wish to be the only male bear in the United States, and all the rest to be female. And he got his wish.
The rabbit said, I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet(頭盔;鋼盔;帽盔;安全帽). And he got his wish.
The bear said, I wish I was the only male bear in the world, and all the rest were females. And he got his wish.
It was the rabbit's turn, and he said, I wish that bear was gay(男同性戀).
幾月走的：Which Month Did He Go Away.
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then some warmhearted men taught him, When you bow to somebody next time, you can count 'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, the ceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that it made his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his uncle gone . So he asked the passer, Which month did he go away?
杰克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點(diǎn)頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。于是便有好心的.人教他說(shuō)，下次鞠躬的時(shí)候，你就在心里數(shù)：正月、二月、……一直數(shù)到十二月為止，然后再直起身來(lái)。這樣，禮節(jié)就周全了。
第二天，杰克見到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開了。杰克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問過(guò)路人：我叔叔幾月走的?
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