關(guān)于相親的英語(yǔ)笑話
Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
相親
和盲約對(duì)象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話,這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。當(dāng)他回到桌邊,他垂下眼睛,裝出一副陰沉的表情,說(shuō):“有個(gè)不幸的`消息,我的祖父剛剛?cè)ナ懒。”“謝天謝地!”他的約會(huì)對(duì)象說(shuō),“如果你的祖父不死,我的祖父就得死了!”
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