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初中英語小笑話（精選11篇）
在我們平凡無奇的學生時代，是不是經常追著老師要知識點？知識點就是掌握某個問題/知識的學習要點。你知道哪些知識點是真正對我們有幫助的嗎？以下是小編精心整理的初中英語小笑話，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。
初中英語小笑話 1
Kate: Mom, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But Ive got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you havent. Ive just dropped it.
初中英語小笑話 2
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.Dont you know you
are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But Ive saved you a meal, haven I?
初中英語小笑話 3
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"Thats terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
初中英語小笑話 4
Billy:“ Mother, Bobby broke a window.”
Mother: “How did he do it?”
Billy: “I threw a rock at him and he ducked.”
比利：媽媽，波比打壞了窗玻璃。
媽媽：他怎么打的?
比利：我向他扔石頭，他躲開了。
生難詞：duck v.躲避
初中英語小笑話 5
Teacher: “Tom, why are you late for school every day?”
Tom: “Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.”
老師：“湯姆，您為什么每天上學遲到?”
湯姆：“我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著：學校----慢行�！�
初中英語小笑話 6
Boy: Hi, didnt we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Mustve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩：嗨，我們之前是不是約會過，是一次還是兩次，我忘記了。
女孩：應該只有一次吧，我從不犯兩次同樣的錯誤。
初中英語小笑話 7
My uncle has 1000 men under him.
He is really somebody. What does he do?
A maintenance man in a cemetery.
我叔叔下面有1000個人。
他真是一個大人物。干什么的?
墓地守墓人。
生難詞：cemetery n.守墓人
初中英語小笑話 8
Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?
Tom: Ive just taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.
媽媽：你為什么不停地跳上跳下的?
湯姆：我剛吃完藥，可我忘了先搖動瓶子了
初中英語小笑話 9
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i havent even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫：請你不要再喊了!我還沒碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
初中英語小笑話 10
The plural Form of "Child"
Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?
Tom: Men.
Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?
Tom: Twins.
"孩子"的復數形式
老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個詞的復數形式是什么?
湯姆：男人們。
老師：答得好。那‘孩子’的'復數形式呢?
湯姆：雙胞胎。
初中英語小笑話 11
While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:
"Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."
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