史上最爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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史上最爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
Friend for Dinner
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買(mǎi)過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因?yàn)槟莻�(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
史上最爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
San Serriffe
虛擬國(guó)家
image1977: The British newspaper The Guardian published a special seven-page supplement devoted to San Serriffe, a small republic said to consist of several semi-colon-shaped islands located in the Indian Ocean. A series of articles affectionately described the geography and culture of this obscure nation. Its two main islands were named Upper Caisse and Lower Caisse. Its capital was Bodoni, and its leader was General Pica. The Guardian's phones rang all day as readers sought more information about the idyllic holiday spot. Only a few noticed that everything about the island was named after printer's terminology。
1977年愚人節(jié)，英國(guó)衛(wèi)報(bào)發(fā)行了長(zhǎng)達(dá)7頁(yè)的增刊，全是介紹San Serriffe這個(gè)印度洋上的小島國(guó)的，據(jù)說(shuō)那里有好幾個(gè)分號(hào)形狀的.小島。文章中大肆渲染了這里的風(fēng)情和民俗，介紹了它的城市和首都，甚至總統(tǒng)的名字。當(dāng)天衛(wèi)報(bào)編輯室的電話(huà)都被讀者打爆了，大家都想知道這樣美好的度假勝地在哪。只有少數(shù)人注意到，首都名字Bodoni是印刷術(shù)語(yǔ)，是一種印刷字體的名稱(chēng)。
史上最爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話(huà)題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)。“該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
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