超短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

超短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯

　　超短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯一：

　　Two tomatoes go shopping, a tomato suddenly walk fast, the second tomato asks: "where shall we go?" The first tomato has no answer, the second tomato asked again. The tomato has no answer, so the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly, said: "we are not tomatoes? We can talk?"

　　兩顆番茄去逛街，第一顆番茄突然走得很快，第二顆番茄就問(wèn)：“我們要去哪里?” 第一顆番茄沒(méi)有回答，第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄還沒(méi)回答，所以第二顆番茄又問(wèn)了一次。 第一顆番茄終于慢慢轉(zhuǎn)頭說(shuō)：“我們不是番茄嗎?我們會(huì)說(shuō)話嗎?”

　　超短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯二：

　　Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.

　　Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?

　　顧客：服務(wù)員，我這個(gè)牡蠣燉菜里怎么沒(méi)有牡蠣?

　　服務(wù)員：是啊，你不會(huì)指望在天使蛋糕里發(fā)現(xiàn)天使吧?

　　超短英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯三：

　　Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word〃Fool〃. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words：

　　〃I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.〃

　　一個(gè)星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的幾封信。他打開(kāi)其中一封,發(fā)現(xiàn)信中只寫著“傻瓜”兩個(gè)字。他平靜而認(rèn)真地把這件事告訴教友們：“寫信時(shí)忘了簽名的人,我遇到過(guò)很多,但只簽了名卻忘了寫信的人,我還是頭一次遇到

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