英語短篇笑話幽默網(wǎng)文
1.A Special Football Match
特殊的.足球賽
Mike was late for school.He said to his teacher,Mr. Black,“Excuse me for my coming late,sir. I watched a football match in my dream.”
邁克上學(xué)遲到了。他對布萊克老師說:“對不起,我遲到了,老師。我夢見了一場足球賽。”
"Why did it make you late2”inquired the teacher.
老師問:“那為什么會使你遲到呢?”
“Because neither team could win the game,so it lasted a long time,”replied Mike.
邁克回答說:“因為兩個隊不分勝負,因此持續(xù)了很長時間。”
2.Teacher: Jeremy, use “I” in a sentence. Jeremy: I is ---Teacher: Don’t say “I is.” Say “I am”. Jeremy: Okay. I am theninth letter of the alphabet. 老師:Jeremy, 用“I”造個句。 Jeremy:I is…… 老師:不要說 “I is” 要說“I am”。 Jeremy:好,I am是字母表里第9個字母。
3.一哥們出國住酒店的時候發(fā)現(xiàn)有老鼠,但是英文太爛不知道老鼠的英語怎么說,無奈之下打電話給前臺說:"Do you know Tom and Jerry ?" "Yes sir." "Jerry is here!!!"
4.跟一個印度人聊天,他冷不丁地問我where is your balance?想了半天啥意思,平衡?存款?還是裝逼網(wǎng)上文類似find you balance?想了半天答曰:sorry I don't know.他很驚詫得望著我。我不解。后來咨詢高人,原來他在問我我父母在哪兒。。泥煤。。。
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