笑話(huà)樂(lè)翻天搞怪英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

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笑話(huà)大全樂(lè)翻天搞怪英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

　　new teacher

笑話(huà)大全樂(lè)翻天搞怪英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的`新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。

　　媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。

　　in a second

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He says:God what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second

　　一個(gè)男人去教堂和上帝對(duì)話(huà)，他問(wèn)一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)算什么，上帝說(shuō)算一便士，男人問(wèn)上帝那一百年對(duì)你來(lái)說(shuō)算什么，上帝說(shuō)算兩天，男人便問(wèn)呢可否給我一便士，上帝說(shuō)：請(qǐng)你等兩天。

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。

　　"昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?"

　　"我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，"他回答說(shuō)。

　　"你真是個(gè)好孩子，"媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。"再給你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?"