英語幽默笑話吝嗇的家伙

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英語幽默笑話吝嗇的家伙

　　Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town.

英語幽默笑話吝嗇的家伙

　　"Let’s go to the fair, Matt," his wife said. "We haven’t been anywhere for a long time."

　　Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, "All right, but I’m not going to spend much money. We’ll look at things, but we won’t buy anything. "

　　They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matt’s wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money.

　　Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane.

　　"Fun flights!" the notice said, " $ 10 for 10 minutes.

　　Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didn’t want to have to pay for his wife, as well.

　　"I’ve only got $ 10, " he told the pilot. "Can my wife come with me for free?" The pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, "I’ll make a bargain with you. If your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight."

　　Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.

　　The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down.

　　When the plane landed, the pilot said, "0. K. your wife didn’t make a sound. She can have her ride free."

　　"Thank you," Matt said. "It wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out."

　　Notes:

　　(1) stingy adj.吝嗇

　　(2) hate（doing）討厭（做）

　　(3) free adj.免費(fèi)的

　　(4) make a bargain with sb 達(dá)成協(xié)議；做成交易

　　(5) upsidedown 倒轉(zhuǎn)地；倒置地

　　3、在空中

　　麥特和妻子住在鄉(xiāng)下。麥特很吝嗇，討厭花錢。一天附近的'鎮(zhèn)子逢集。