超好笑的英語笑話段子
幽默寓于笑話之中,它是笑話的精料,智慧之所在。今天我們就一起來看看超好笑的'英語笑話段子吧!
超好笑的英語笑話段子
某男,粗通英文,至使館,有表要填,有一欄是sex。
該男思之久已,毅然下筆:“Once a week“。
簽證官觀后暴笑,曰:“This item should be filled in with male or female.“
該男頓時赧顏,思之,填下“female“,官楞之,曰:“shouldn’t it be male?“
男急釋曰:“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.”
超好笑的英語笑話段子
英語老師問一個學生,“How are you是什么意思”
學生想how是怎么,you 是你,于是回答“怎么是你?”
老師生氣又問另一個同學:“How old are you ?是什么意思?”
這個同學想了想說:“怎么老是你。”
超好笑的英語笑話段子
On her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad,and presently said:
“Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.”
The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following:
“Dear Tom,
“It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”
你輸了
放學回到家里,十歲的小多莉被拉過來坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女們帶來了一個大大的驚奇——一個嬰兒小弟弟。她似乎很高興,馬上說:
“爸爸,你能不能給我一張郵票?我要寫信告訴湯姆哥哥。”
父親被這話感動了,他為小姑娘提供了給她哥哥寫信所需的各種用具,她的哥哥住在學校里。后來,想知道她是怎么報告這個消息的,他找機會讀了她寫的信。在讀到下面這兩行字時,他差點兒驚呆了:
“親愛的湯姆:
“今天結果出來了,你輸了;是個男孩。”
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