英文的笑話大全爆笑
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英文的笑話大全爆笑一：Funny Joke
Elisa:How do you make a tissue dance
Bob:How?
Elisa:put a little boogie in it!
英文的笑話大全爆笑二：Kill A Mouse
The little boy walks into his father's bedroom and catches him putting on a condom.
He says, "What are you doing, Pop? The father stutters "I'm going to kill a mouse, son."
The kid says, "What are you going to do, fuck him to death?"
英文的笑話大全爆笑三：Self-Made Man
A man comes to dinner at a new friend's house. While they eat, the new friend's small son keeps staring at the guest. Finally, the guest says, "Why are you staring at me like that, young fellow?"
The kid says, "Daddy told me you were a self-made man."
"I am."
"Well, why did you make yourself like that?"
英文的笑話大全爆笑四：Horse Riding
Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsie ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?" Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping. Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"
英文的笑話大全爆笑五：Easter Dress
It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's sermon," and all the children were invited to come forward.
One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said to her, "That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone, "Yes, and my Mom says it's hell to iron."
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