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五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
當(dāng)聽(tīng)別人說(shuō)笑話的時(shí)候覺(jué)得不大好笑，還會(huì)覺(jué)得冷很冷，可是自己看的時(shí)候，卻笑到不行，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?以下的五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，希望能讓你歡樂(lè)笑不停。
五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯一：Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"
Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
老師在課堂上向?qū)W生們展示了各種各樣的鳥(niǎo)的照片。然后他問(wèn)其中一名學(xué)生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥(niǎo)兒啊?”
杰克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”
五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯二：How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to
be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his
way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生，我的當(dāng)事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認(rèn)路。
而且，他只會(huì)說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì)說(shuō)多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"
五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯三：I've Just Bitten My Tongue
I've Just Bitten My Tongue
"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "
我剛咬破自己的舌頭
“我們有毒嗎?”一個(gè)年幼的蛇問(wèn)它的母親。
“是的，親愛(ài)的.，”她回答說(shuō)，“你問(wèn)這個(gè)干什么?”
“因?yàn)槲覄倓傄谱约旱纳囝^。”
五年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯四：A proof 證明
A man came to a village post office for a registered letter. The letter was there, but the clerk did not give it to the man. "How can I know that the letter is for you?" he asked.
The man took a photo of himself from his pocket, and said, "I think now you know who I am?"
The clerk looked long at the photo and then said, "Yes, that is you. Here is your letter."
一個(gè)人去鄉(xiāng)村郵電所取掛號(hào)信。 信來(lái)了，可工作人員卻不給他。“我怎么知道這信是你的?”工作人員說(shuō)。
這人從口袋里拿出自己的一張照片，說(shuō)，“我想你知道我是誰(shuí)了吧?”
工作人員看了一會(huì)說(shuō)：“這的'確是你，信給你吧!”
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