中英互譯英語笑話

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　　提早大搶購 Early Big Shopping

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　　An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"

　　The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."

　　The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"

　　He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."

　　有個犯人被帶到法官面前審案，法官問他：“你犯了什么罪?”

　　犯人說：“因為我在新年時，太早去采購了。”

　　法官說：“這不是罪呀!可能是弄錯吧?那你多早去采購呢?”

　　他說：“商店還沒開門，我就已經進去了。”

　　尋找出納員 Looking for a Cashier

　　There was a banker who attended a dinner party, and a friend said to him, "Oh! I heard that your bank is looking for a cashier," and the banker said "Yes, yes, we are, we are." And then the friend said, "But I thought you just hired one a few weeks ago."

　　So the banker replied, "Yes, yes, indeed, we did. That's the one we're looking for now."

　　So the friend said, "Can you describe him? What does he look like?" And the banker replied, "Well, he is about five feet tall and (we're about) one hundred thousand dollars short."

　　晚宴上，有位銀行家坐在那兒，他的朋友問他：“我聽說你們銀行在找一位出納，是嗎?”銀行家回答：“是的，我們是在找。”朋友說：“不過你們幾個禮拜以前不是已經請到一個人了嗎?”

　　銀行家說：“我們確實是雇用了一個人，而我們現在就是在找這個人。”

　　那個友人說：“你說說看他長什么樣子?”銀行家回答：“他是五尺(無恥)之士，身長(藏)十萬。”

　　快樂大家庭 One Big Happy Family

　　The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.

　　So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?"

　　George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"

　　典獄長對獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因為每逢周末的探訪日，大多數囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪，但是可憐的.喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。

　　因此在一個探訪日，典獄長把喬治叫到辦公室說：“喬治，我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你。”他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎?”

　　喬治回答：“喔!當然有，典獄長，只不過他們全都在這里面!”

　　好消息和壞消息 Good News and Bad News

　　The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"

　　"The good news!" they all shouted.

　　"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving a complete change of clothing."

　　"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.

　　"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....

　　士兵們連續(xù)的行軍，作戰(zhàn)，他們又累又熱又臟。一天，將軍宣布：“士兵們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們愿意先聽哪個呢?”

　　“好消息!”他們嚷道。

　　“好吧，”將軍說，“好消息就是你們每個人都可以徹底的換一身衣服。”

　　“烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來。

　　“現在呢，該是壞消息了。杰克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆換，湯姆，你和羅伯特換，羅伯特……”

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