簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全一：
A new dorm rule was announced.
新宿舍規(guī)范出臺(tái)了。
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.
“女生宿舍將全面謝絕男生的光顧，男生宿舍也同樣不得進(jìn)入女生。”
"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."
"不論是誰(shuí)，一旦違規(guī)，初犯將被罰款20美元。”
"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."
"第二次違規(guī)者要被罰款60美元。"
"Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"
第三次被抓住需要交180美元的罰款。還有什么疑問(wèn)沒(méi)有?”
"At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er... How much for a season pass?"
"這時(shí)人群中一個(gè)男同學(xué)問(wèn)訊道，“那么一個(gè)季度通行證需要多少錢(qián)?”
Notes: 注釋Out of bounds: 禁止入內(nèi)的 To Incur: to cause 招致什么樣的后果Hefty: heavy; considerable size or amount, 重型, 很巨大的一筆錢(qián)財(cái)
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全二：
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer after seeing whathappened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all the politicians.
一輛滿(mǎn)載政客的大汽車(chē)在鄉(xiāng)間路上行駛，突然偏離大陸，撞到一棵樹(shù)上。這棵樹(shù)正長(zhǎng)在一位老年農(nóng)民的地里。農(nóng)民看見(jiàn)發(fā)生事故就跑去看看情況。最后農(nóng)民挖了一個(gè)大坑，把所有的政客都埋了。
A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."
幾天后，當(dāng)?shù)乜h治安官來(lái)到這里，看見(jiàn)被撞壞的汽車(chē)，問(wèn)這位老農(nóng)民：“‘所有人’都死了?” 老農(nóng)民回答說(shuō)：“呃...有些人說(shuō)他們還活著，但是你知道政客們就喜歡撒謊。”
簡(jiǎn)短英文笑話大全三：
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened.
一個(gè)男人的'兩只耳朵都被燙傷了...在醫(yī)院的時(shí)候別人就問(wèn)他是如何燙到的。
He said, "I was ironing my clothing and the phone rang...so instead of the phone I picked up the iron and burned my ear..."
他說(shuō)：“我正在熨衣服的時(shí)候，電話響了...當(dāng)時(shí)我把熨斗當(dāng)成電話抓起來(lái)接聽(tīng)了。”
"But how the heck did you burn the other ear?" The doctor asked.
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“但是你是如何燙到另一只耳朵的呢?”
"How do you think I called you people?"
“因?yàn)槲蚁虢o你打電話呀!”
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