超好笑的趣事英語(yǔ)笑話
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超好笑的趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
The cruise ship my friend was working on socked at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narrow gangplank as a passageway to the dock far below.
The staff stood motionless when a passenger in her 70's appeared at the top of the plank. There wasn't room for anyone to assist her, so she edged along slowly and finally made it to the dock safely, to everyone's relief. As she stepped down, she turned, looked back at the top of the plank and shouted, "It's okay, mother, you can come down now."
我的一個(gè)朋友在游船上工作。由于潮水當(dāng)時(shí)漲得很高，船�？吭谀鞲绲囊粋�(gè)港口，游客們不得不踩著一條很窄的'跳板才能上岸。
當(dāng)一位七十多歲的老婦人站在跳板的頂端時(shí)，船上所有的工作人員都嚇呆了。跳板太窄，根本沒有攙扶老人的空間。因此，老婦人只好慢慢地側(cè)著身子往下走，最終當(dāng)她安全抵達(dá)碼頭后，大家懸著的心才放了下來。下來后，老婦人轉(zhuǎn)過身，沖著跳板的另一端喊道：“沒事的，媽媽，您現(xiàn)在可以下來了。”
超好笑的趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
After two weeks of Air Force basic training. I called home. "You wouldn't believe how strict they are," I complained. "They even give demerits for things like not hanging your towel straight or not tightening the cap of your toothpaste properly."
"Well, dear," my mom responded, "don't think of it as basic training. Think of it as Mother's revenge."
經(jīng)過兩個(gè)星期的空軍基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，我給家里打電話，“你不相信他們的要求是多么的嚴(yán)格，”我抱怨道，“他們甚至對(duì)事情提出過分的要求，像毛巾掛得不直或牙膏蓋沒擰緊。”
“好，親愛的，”媽媽回道，“不要那樣看待基礎(chǔ)訓(xùn)練，把它看作是媽媽的報(bào)復(fù)吧。”
超好笑的趣事英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.
I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing，washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seeing a thoughtful look on his face, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. "A penny for your thoughts," I said.
"I was thinking," he replied, "that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy."
丈夫今天放假，就在家看著我忙家務(wù)活兒。
我撿起他的臟衣服，收拾好他的皮鞋，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時(shí)吃過爆米花的碗，洗了盛早餐的盤子，擦干凈他濺出來的咖啡，熨好了他的襯衫�？吹剿樕下冻龀了嫉谋砬椋也恢浪遣皇且庾R(shí)到他給我?guī)砹硕嗌俨槐匾龅募覄?wù)活。也許他會(huì)來幫忙。“你在呆呆的尋思什么呢?“我說。
“我正在想，“他回答，“我最喜歡你的一點(diǎn)是你總是不讓自己閑著。”
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