帶翻譯的英語笑話 笑破你的肚子
一、Forgot again
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them they were physically okay but might want to start writing all the things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left .
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "where are you going?" he replied, "To the kitchen." she asked, "Will you get a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top, I know you will forget that so you'd better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that," He then fumed into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forget my toast."
一對八十歲的老夫婦記性不好，于是決定到醫(yī)生那里檢查，擔心哪里有什么毛病。
醫(yī)生檢查完后告訴他們體檢正常，只是為了幫助記憶，他們可以把想做的事用筆記下來。老夫婦謝過醫(yī)生后就回家了。
晚上看著看著電視，老頭站起身來，老太太問：“你去哪兒啊?”老頭回答：“去廚房。”老太太接著問：“帶一盤冰激凌來，好嗎?”老頭說：“沒問題。”老太太說：“難道不用寫下來?這樣你就不會忘記了?”老頭說：“不用了，我記得住。”老太太又說：“那好，我還想在冰激凌上放點草莓。你最好記下來，我想你記不住的。”老頭回答：“忘不了，你要的是一盤草莓冰激凌。”老太太還說：“我還想在頂上再放點奶油，我知道你記不住，還是寫下來吧。”老頭有點兒煩了，說：“用不著寫，我能記住。”老頭氣憤地走進廚房。大概過了三十分鐘，老頭回來遞給老伴一盤熏肉和雞蛋。老太太盯著盤子看了一會兒說：“你忘了拿烤面包。”
二、Indian's Winter
Indians ask their new chief whether the winter will be cold or mild. Since the young chief never learned the ways of his ancestors, he tells them to collect firewood, then he goes off and calls the National Weather Service.
印地安人問他們的.新酋長，這個冬天是冷還是溫暖。這位年輕的酋長從沒學過祖先那些本領，他只好吩咐他們?nèi)炷静�，然后自己走到一邊去給國家氣象局打電話。
"Will the winter be bad?" he asks.
“今年冬天會不會很冷?”他問。
"Looks like it," is the answer.
“看上去是這樣的。”他得到這樣的回答。
So the chief tells his people to gather more firewood. A week later, he calls again.
于是酋長要求大家收集更多的木柴。一個星期后，他又打電話給國家氣象局。
"Are you positive the winter will be very cold?"
“你確信今年冬天會很冷?”
"Absolutely."
“毫無疑問。”
The chief tells his people to gather even more firewood, then calls the Weather Service again: "Are you sure?"
酋長隨即要求族人撿更多的木柴，然后再次給國家氣象局打電話：“你肯定嗎?”
"I'm telling you, it's going to be the coldest winter on record."
“我告訴你，那將是有史以來最寒冷的冬天。”
"How do you know?"
“你怎么知道?”
"Because the Indians are gathering firewood like crazy!"
“因為印第安人正發(fā)瘋似地撿木柴!”
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