小男孩搞笑回答英語笑話
1.The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, . Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃時,家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩了屋子。過了一會兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的.奶酪?” “在上,先生。”那小男孩說。
2.One day, a father and his little son were . At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
一天,父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處于那種對什么事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站著。如果我把他們看成了四個,那么我就算醉了。” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside t he swallow.
3.老師: 這兒有兩只鳥,一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀嗎?
學生:我指不出,但我知道答案。
老師:請說說看。
學生:燕子旁邊的就是麻雀,麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。
4.Teacher: If I cut a beef steak in half and
then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米:四塊。
老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什么呢?
湯米:漢堡。
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