簡單邏輯的英語笑話
1.Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.
老師:如果我左手上有7個桔子,右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么?學生:大手。
2.
A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home,my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about,”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”
一個結婚十年的男人正在請教一位婚姻顧問。“剛結婚那會兒,我非常幸福。我在店里勞累一天回到家,我的小狗會繞著我跑,汪汪叫,而我的妻子給我拿來拖鞋,F在一切都變了。我回到家里,我的`狗給我拿來拖鞋,我的妻子對著我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么,”婚姻顧問說。“你得到的服務還是一樣的呀。”
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