帶翻譯的搞笑英語笑話

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帶翻譯的搞笑英語笑話

　　Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."

帶翻譯的搞笑英語笑話

　　杰克騎車摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護士拿著表格讓填。仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護士問. "有!"杰克想了想說，"我是個單身漢."

　　死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯

　　Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.

　　Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.

　　妻子：你看這張報紙，據(jù)統(tǒng)計，死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.。

　　丈夫：那有什么?據(jù)我調(diào)查，死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的。

　　位置上的冰激凌

　　"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."

　　"Yours?Can you prove it?"

　　"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."

　　"請原諒，你占了我的位置."

　　"你的位置?你能征明這點嗎?"

　　"能，我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."

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