邊學(xué)邊笑的笑英語(yǔ)笑話
1
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師:你哪里不舒服?
病人:我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
精神病醫(yī)師:這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
病人:從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
2
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客
一個(gè)出了名的`吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了。他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō):“你上到五樓,找中間那個(gè)門(mén),然后用你的胳膊肘按門(mén)鈴。門(mén)開(kāi)了之后,再用你的腳把門(mén)推開(kāi)。”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪,你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。
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