大學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯的閱讀
大學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇1
but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.
In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."
Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."
可我化妝時(shí)沒聽課呀
課堂內(nèi),瑪麗對(duì)著一個(gè)小鏡子束發(fā),化妝。 老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了,說:“你不應(yīng)該聽課時(shí)化妝!
瑪麗回答說:“可我化妝時(shí)沒聽課呀。”
大學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇2
Father and son
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a
man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
父與子
兒子:爸爸,聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結(jié)婚前根本不認(rèn)識(shí)他的妻子。
父親:孩子,實(shí)際上所有的國(guó)家都是這樣的。
大學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇3
Turning over
Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!
Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.
翻個(gè)個(gè)
護(hù)士:不好了,剛接受治療的`病人在醫(yī)院門口摔倒暈了過去。警察馬上就到。 醫(yī)生:別著急。把他翻個(gè)個(gè),弄出他往醫(yī)院走的樣子。 大學(xué)英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇4
Headache
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."
"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"
"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."
頭疼
“我頭疼的厲害,要去看看醫(yī)生了!
“胡說八道,昨天我也頭疼,我沖回家吻了妻子一下,馬上不疼了,要不你也試試?”
“好主意,給你妻子打個(gè)電話,說我馬上就到!
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