英語搞笑小故事
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子，你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進，一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
英語搞笑小故事
grandson:What are the birds doing in the tree?
grandfather:They are sitting there.
grandson: But I can't see their chairs?
grandfather:Oh...
孫子：小鳥在樹上干什么呢?
爺爺：它們在那兒坐著呢。
孫子：但是我看不見它們的椅子啊?
爺爺：…… 謎語:it's round and it's bright,in the day it hangs in the sky and gives off light.but nobody can see it at night
what is it?
益智題
1.what will you get if you cut the head of a driver?
i will get( )
2.what letter is a kind of drink?
( ) 答案:謎語:sun益智題1river2 tea 英語小故事In China, people believe that, at the beginning, the tiger and the cat were friends, and the cat was much smarter than the tiger .The cat learned the physical skills quickly, and the tiger was always behind. Gradually, the tiger had to learn from the cat, and the cat was patient to teach the tiger. Day after day, month after month, finally, the tiger could also run, jump, roll, grasp, tear, and strike as well as the cat.
在中國，人們相信在很久以前貓和老虎是好朋友，而且貓比老虎聰明的多。貓學習動作技巧很快，老虎卻總是落后。漸漸的，老虎不得不向貓學習了，貓也很有耐心的教老虎。日復一日，月復一月，老虎終于也可以像貓一樣，跑，跳，打滾，撲抓，撕咬，擊打。
One summer afternoon, the cat was taking a nap as the tiger sitting nearby. Looking at the cat, the tiger suddenly thought, why should he keep befriending with such a small animal since he had already learnt all the skills from the cat? The evil tiger decided to kill the sleeping cat as a before dinner snack. The tiger stood up and approached the cat viciously. Just as this moment, the cat woke up. Opening up her eyes, the smart cat immediately realized what the tiger was trying to do and swiftly jumped onto a nearby tall tree and climbed to the top branch.
一個夏天的下午，貓在打盹，老虎在邊上坐著。老虎看著貓，忽然想到，既然自己已經學會了貓的所有本領，為什么還要和這么小的動物一直做朋友呢?邪惡的老虎決定殺死熟睡中的貓，當作晚餐前的點心。老虎站起來，邪惡的一步步靠近貓。就在這時，貓醒來了。聰明的她睜開眼睛立刻意識到老虎要干什么，于是立刻靈活的跳到了附近的大樹上，爬到樹頂。
The tiger thought he had already learned every skill from the cat .But he never knew that the cat had hidden the tree climbing from him.
老虎以為他已經學到了貓的所有本領，但他不知道貓還藏了一手爬樹的本事。