卑鄙的我經典臺詞

卑鄙的我經典臺詞

　　《卑鄙的我》是由環球電影公司和Illumination Entertainment娛樂公司新出品的3D動畫電影。電影講述的是大壞蛋格魯異想天開的計劃將把月亮偷走的故事。其情節設定為世界第一大壞蛋的回歸。期間影片滑稽有趣的動作，加上著名笑星史蒂夫·卡瑞爾的傾情獻聲，使《卑鄙的我》成為備受期待之作。

　　《卑鄙的我》經典臺詞

　　1. 抱歉，先生，請問有廁所嗎?

　　Excuse me, sir, is there a commode?

　　賈斯汀!

　　Justin!

　　快，寶貝，照張相，我手托金字塔

　　Quick, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.

　　賈斯汀，你馬上給我回來!

　　Justin, you get back here right now!

　　不，快停下!

　　No, stop!

　　-不，不!攔住他 !- 快回來!別爬了!

　　-No, no! Stop him!-Go back! Don't climb!

　　等等，等等。

　　Wait, wait.

　　等一下，別激動，小朋友

　　Hold on. Easy, little boy.

　　夠了，快停下，小子!停在那。不!

　　Okay, stop, child! Stop right there. No!

　　不!不!不! 掉下去了

　　No, no, no! There he goes.

　　賈斯汀!

　　Justin!

　　我接了! 我接了!

　　I've got him! I've got him!

　　2. 今晚從埃及傳來讓人氣憤的消息

　　Outrage in Egypt tonight as it was discovered

　　吉薩金字塔已經被人偷走

　　that the Great Pyramid of Giza had been stolen

　　取而代之的是個巨大的充氣山寨版

　　and replaced by a giant inflatable replica.

　　恐慌立刻傳遍全球，各地政府和民眾

　　There is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens

　　都在盡力保護他們珍愛的地標建筑

　　try to protect their beloved landmarks.

　　執法部門還是沒有任何線索

　　Law enforcement still has no leads

　　每個人都在好奇，到底是哪個神偷大盜

　　leaving everyone to wonder,which of the world's villains

　　會對這起十惡不赦的盜竊案負責?

　　is responsible for this heinous crime?

　　他的下一目標又是哪里?

　　And where will he strike next?

　　3. 今天，今天很糟糕

　　I'm having a bad, bad day

　　是時候讓我為所欲為

　　It's about time that I get my way

　　把眼前的一切都粉碎

　　Steamrolling whatever I see

　　冰凍射線!冰凍射線!冰凍射線!

　　Freeze ray! Freeze ray! Freeze ray!

　　今天我沒有開心很多

　　I'm having a bad, bad day

　　你要太在意，我也無話可說

　　If you take it personal, that's okay

　　看看吧，看這多么快活

　　Watch, this is so fun to see

　　卑鄙的我

　　Despicable me

　　早上好 格魯!

　　Morning, Gru!

　　你好嗎

　　How you doing?

　　你好 弗雷德

　　Hello, Fred.

　　對了 你的狗狗在我滿院子里拉地雷

　　FYI, your dog has been leaving little bombs all over my yard,

　　我可不歡迎它哦

　　and I don't appreciate it.

　　真抱歉。你知道狗嘛。想去哪就去哪

　　Sorry. You know dogs. They go wherever they want to go.

　　它們死了就不會了

　　Unless they're dead.

　　我開玩笑呢!

　　I'm joking!

　　不過，也是事實。好了，好好養吧

　　Although, it is true. Anyway, have a good one.

　　好吧 ，好的

　　Okay. Yeah.

　　把眼前的一切都粉碎

　　Steamrolling whatever I see

　　卑鄙的我

　　Despicable me

　　我今天沒有開心很多

　　I'm having a bad, bad day

　　你要太在意，我也無話可說

　　If you take it personal, that's okay

　　卑鄙的我

　　Despicable me

　　這不是在跟我開玩笑嘛!

　　You've got to be pulling on my leg!

　　你好嗎

　　Hello!

　　賣餅干

　　Cookies for sale.

　　走開，我不在家

　　Go away. I'm not home.

　　沒有，你在家，我聽見你說話了

　　Yes, you are. I heard you.

　　不，你沒聽見。這

　　No, you didn't. This

　　是錄音

　　is a recording.

　　-不，不是的。-是的，這是

　　-No, it isn't. - Yes, it is.

　　聽著，請留言，嗶

　　Watch this. Leave a message, beep.

　　拜拜，錄音

　　Goodbye, recorded message.

　　阿格蕾絲，快點啦

　　Agnes, come on.

　　凱爾!

　　Kyle!

　　你個破狗!不行!，不，不。坐，是我的松餅

　　Bad dog! No! No, no. Sit. My muffin.

　　格魯!

　　Gru!

　　奈法里奧博士

　　Dr Nefario.

　　我了解你此刻心里的感受

　　I know how you must be feeling.

　　我，也經歷了同樣的沮喪

　　I, too, have encountered great disappointment,

　　但在我眼里,你一直都是最棒的

　　but in my eyes, you will always be one of the greats.

　　什么? 發生什么事了?

　　What? What happened?

　　新聞都滿天飛了!

　　It's all over the news!

　　有人偷了金字塔

　　Some fella just stole a pyramid.

　　據說他讓別的神偷都

　　They're saying he makes all other villains look

　　相形見絀

　　lame.

　　全體集合!

　　Assemble the minions!

　　小子們，集合了

　　Minions, assemble!

　　好的，好的

　　Okay. Okay

　　嘿!

　　Hey!

　　看起來不錯嘛，凱文!大家怎么樣?很好吧?

　　Looking good, Kevin! How is the family? Good?

　　那就好

　　All right.

　　我的比利小子在那兒!怎么樣，拉里?

　　That's my Billy boy! What up, Larry?

　　你們好，各位!

　　Hello, everybody!

　　好啦，很好!

　　Yeah, all right!

　　安靜一下，安靜!

　　Simmer down. Simmer down!

　　謝謝大家，好的

　　Thank you, okay.

　　我知道你們可能已經聽說了

　　Now, I realize that you guys probably heard

　　有個大盜偷走了金字塔

　　about this other villain who stole the pyramids.

　　顯然，這是一樁大案

　　Apparently, it's a big deal.

　　人們稱之為世紀奇案什么的

　　People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that.

　　但我煩了嗎?不，我沒有!

　　!But am I upset? No, I am not!

　　有一點點

　　A little,

　　但是我們這一年也收獲頗豐

　　but we have had a pretty good year ourselves,

　　在我看來你們表現的也都不錯

　　and you guys are all right in my book.

　　得了，沒有加薪!

　　No, no raises!

　　你不會有加薪的

　　You're not going to get any raises.

　　我們做什么了?

　　What did we do?

　　看看， 我們偷了時代廣場的大熒幕

　　Well, we stole the Times Square JumboTron!

　　不錯!

　　Nice!

　　這就是我的范兒

　　That's how I roll.

　　是吧，你們都喜歡用這個看足球，哈?

　　Yeah, you all like watching football on that, huh?

　　但不止這個

　　But that's not all.

　　我們偷了自由女神像

　　We stole the Statue of Liberty,

　　拉斯維加斯那個小號的

　　the small one from Las Vegas.

　　至于埃菲爾鐵塔更是無足掛齒! 也是維加斯的小版

　　And I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower! Also Vegas.

　　好了，我沒打算跟你們講這個的

　　Okay, I wasn't going to tell you about this yet,

　　但我一直專注于一件大事!

　　but I have been working on something very big!

　　偷金字塔神馬的，跟這件事比起來都是浮云!

　　Something that will blow this pyramid thing out of the water!

　　謝謝我的好朋友，奈法里奧博士的不懈努力

　　And thanks to the efforts of my good friend Dr Nefario...

　　謝謝你!

　　Thank you!

　　他在那里

　　There he is.

　　他負責設計

　　He's styling.

　　聽著，我們已經在一所秘密實驗室里

　　Now, we have located a shrink ray

　　找到了一架光學微縮器，一旦搞到手

　　in a secret lab,and once we take this shrink ray,

　　我們就有完全的能力

　　we will have the capability

　　去完成真正的世紀奇案

　　to pull off the true crime of the century.

　　我們要去偷..

　　We are going to steal...

　　等等，等等!我還沒跟你們說是什么呢

　　Wait, wait! I haven't told you what it is yet.

　　嘿

　　Hey.

　　戴夫 ，聽清楚，拜托

　　Dave, listen up, please.

　　接下來，我們要偷的是

　　Next, we are going to steal,

　　為了效果，暫停一下

　　pause for effect,

　　月亮!

　　the moon!

　　等月亮落入我的囊中

　　And once the moon is mine,

　　世人就會為了重的月亮 滿足我的一切要求

　　the world will give me whatever I want to get it back!

　　我會成為史上最偉大的神偷!

　　And I will be the greatest villain of all time!

　　那就是我要說的

　　That's what I'm talking about

　　怎么了?

　　Yes?

　　喂，格魯? 我這里算了算

　　Hello, Gru? I've been crunching some numbers,

　　好像我們的錢真的不夠的

　　and I really don't see how we can afford this.

　　這事兒成不了的。我沒有辦法創造奇跡

　　It can't be done. I'm not a miracle worker.

　　嘿，放松點

　　Hey, chillax.

　　我再找銀行貸款就行。他們喜歡我!

　　I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me!

　　伊迪斯 別這樣!

　　Edith, stop it!

　　怎么了?我不過在走路而已

　　What? I'm just walking.

　　(哈蒂小姐女童院)

　　Miss Hattie's Home for Girls

　　-嗨， 海蒂小姐 。我們回來了

　　-Hi, Miss Hattie. We're back.

　　你們好 姑娘們

　　Hello, girls!

　　我們出去的時候有人來申請收養嗎

　　Anybody come to adopt us while we were out?

　　讓我想想

　　Let me think.

　　沒有!

　　No!

　　伊迪斯 ，你在我桌上放的是什么?

　　Edith! What did you put on my desk?

　　稀泥餡餅

　　A mud pie.

　　沒人會來收養你的，伊迪斯， 你知道這點，不是嗎?

　　You're never gonna get adopted, Edith. You know that, don't you?

　　-是啊， 我知道 - 很好

　　-Yeah, I know. -Good.

　　那你們生意如何，姑娘們?達到標準了嗎?

　　So, how did it go, girls? Did we meet our quotas?

　　算是吧

　　Sort of.

　　我們賣了43塊小薄荷糖，30塊可可曲奇，18塊椰子餅干

　　We sold 43 mini-mints, 30 choco-swirlies, and 18 coco-nutties.

　　好吧

　　Okay.

　　嗯，你說得像是今天做了幾筆大生意

　　Well, you say that like it's a great sale day.

　　看看我的臉

　　Look at my face!

　　你還覺得今天這幾筆生意就足夠了嗎?

　　Do you still think it's a great sale day?

　　18塊椰子餅干

　　Eighteen coco-nutties.

　　我覺得我們還能賣的再多一點點，是嗎?

　　I think we can do a little better than that, don't you?

　　是的

　　Yeah

　　我們不想在羞羞盒里過周末，是嗎?當然不想

　　We wouldn't want to spend the weekend in the Box of Shame, would we? No.

　　-不想 哈蒂小姐

　　-No, Miss Hattie.

　　好的，很好，你們走吧 幫我搞搞衛生

　　Okay, good. Off you go. Go clean something of mine.

　　-嗨， 佩妮

　　-Hi, Penny. -

　　-嗨， 你們好

　　-Hi, guys.

　　喂， 媽，真抱歉，我本來要給你打電話的�？墒�...

　　Hello, Mom. Sorry, I meant to call, but...

　　我只是想恭喜你偷了金字塔

　　I just wanted to congratulate you on stealing the pyramid.

　　是你干的，不是嗎?

　　That was you, wasn't it?

　　還是哪個真正成功的江洋大盜干的?

　　Or was it a villain who's actually successful?

　　我就要你知道，老媽，我要去做一件

　　Just so you know, Mom, I am about to do something

　　非常，非常偉大，非常重要的事

　　that's very, very big, very important.

　　等你聽說了，你會非常驕傲的

　　When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.

　　那祝你好運。好了，我掛了

　　Good luck with that. Okay, I'm out of here.

　　(銀行)

　　BANK

　　(萬惡銀行)

　　BANK OF EVIL

　　格魯求見珀金斯先生

　　Gru to see Mr. Perkins.

　　好的，請您先坐一下

　　Yes, please have a seat.

　　我邁出的一小步

　　That's one small step for man,

　　將是人類的一大步

　　one giant leap for mankind.

　　媽，總有一天我會登上月球的

　　Ma, someday I'm going to go to the moon.

　　恐怕你已經太晚了， 兒子

　　I'm afraid you're too late, Son.

　　美國宇航局已經不送猴子上太空了

　　NASA isn't sending the monkeys any more.

　　嘿

　　Hey

　　我要申請一項新的大盜貸款。借款人威克托

　　I'm applying for a new villain loan. Go by the name of Vector.

　　這名字取義于一個數學術語

　　It's a mathematical term,

　　由箭頭代表的數字，箭頭有方向和大小

　　a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude.

　　就是矢量的意思!就是我

　　Vector! That's me,

　　因為我的犯罪既要引領方向又要彰顯不朽

　　'cause I'm committing crimes with both direction and magnitude.

　　哦，耶!

　　Oh, yeah!

　　給你看看我的新武器

　　Check out my new weapon.

　　水虎魚手槍!哦，沒錯!

　　Piranha gun! Oh, yes!

　　發射活的水虎魚。見過嗎?不，你沒見過。我發明的

　　Fires live piranhas. Ever seen one before? No, you haven't. I invented it.

　　想看看演示嗎?

　　Do you want a demonstration?

　　該死!還真難，偶爾啦，把水虎魚給弄回來

　　Shoot! So difficult, sometimes, to get the piranha back inside of my...

　　格魯先生 珀金斯先生請您去見他

　　Mr. Gru, Mr. Perkins will see you now.

　　所以，我要的

　　So, all I need

　　銀行的錢來建造火箭

　　is money from the bank to build a rocket.

　　-然后呢， 月球就是我們的了-哇噢

　　-And then, the moon is ours.-Wow!

　　非常棒的演講

　　Well, very nice presentation.

　　我想看看光束微縮器

　　I'd like to see this shrink ray.

　　當然!沒問題! 到手就拿給你看

　　Absolutely! Will do. Soon as I have it.

　　你還沒有?

　　You don't have it?

　　膽就那么大來銀行要錢

　　And yet you have the audacity to ask the bank for money?

　　顯然是的

　　Apparently.

　　你明白銀行給你投資了多少嗎，格魯?

　　Do you have any idea of the capital that this bank has invested in you, Gru?

　　只有你那極少數的陰險詭謀獲得了收益

　　With far too few of your sinister plots actually turning a profit.

　　要我怎么忍受呢?好比這個蘋果是你

　　How can I put it? Let's say this apple is you.

　　如果我們不開始收回我們的資金。。。

　　If we don't start getting our money back...

　　想像到了吧?

　　Get the picture?

　　聽著，格魯，重點在于，外面有很多的后起之秀

　　Look, Gru, the point is, there are a lot of new villains out there,

　　比你更年輕 ，比你饑渴

　　younger than you, hungrier than you,

　　比你年輕

　　younger than you.

　　就像那個叫威克托的小伙子

　　Like that young fellow out there named Vector.

　　他才偷了一個金字塔!

　　He just stole a pyramid!

　　我明白了，我明白了

　　I've got it. I've got it.

　　所以，至于貸款制造火箭。。。

　　So, as far as getting money for the rocket...

　　拿到光束微縮器再說

　　Get the shrink ray, then we'll talk.

　　最高機密研究所 東亞

　　TOP SECRET RESEARCH FACILITY EAST ASIA

　　蠢貨

　　Suckers!

　　蠢貨

　　Suckers!

　　我們拿到它了!

　　We got it!

　　什么?

　　What?

　　嘿! 嘿!什么! 嘿!

　　Hey! Hey! What! Hey!

　　不!不!不!

　　No, no, no!

　　你!

　　You!

　　現在，再想冷凍別人的時候可要三思咯!

　　Now, maybe you'll think twice before you freeze someone's head!

　　再會，格魯

　　So long, Gru!

　　快點!我們不能讓他逃跑!

　　Quick! We can't let him get away!

　　向上!向上!

　　Up ahead! Up ahead!

　　開火!開火，快!

　　Fire! Fire, now!

　　沒打中哦!

　　You missed me!

　　到爸爸這里來!

　　Come to papa!

　　吃我一擊

　　Take that.

　　太可愛了

　　How adorable.

　　看到你了!

　　Got you in our sights!

　　就像拿一塊糖。。。

　　Like taking candy from a...

　　什么?

　　What?

　　嘿 格魯!

　　Hey, Gru!

　　嘗嘗這個!

　　Try this on for size!

　　這真奇怪，發生什么。。。

　　That's weird. What is going...

　　這是幽閉恐怖癥

　　This is claustrophobic!

　　不，不，不!

　　No, no, no!

　　太小了!這對我來說太小了!

　　Too small! This is too small for me!

　　我恨死那家伙了!

　　I hate that guy!

　　請守護我們，保佑我們睡個好覺

　　and please watch over us, and bless that we'll have a good night's sleep.

　　保佑我們在睡覺的時候，沒有蟲子爬到我們的耳朵里

　　And bless that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears

　　然后在我們的腦子里下蛋

　　and lay eggs in our brains.

　　太棒了。謝謝你描述這個景象，伊迪斯

　　Great. Thanks for that image, Edith.

　　保佑盡快有人領養我們

　　And please bless that someone will adopt us soon,

　　而且爸爸媽媽是好人

　　and that the mommy and daddy will be nice

　　然后有個寵物獨角獸

　　and have a pet unicorn.

　　-阿門

　　-Amen.

　　獨角獸 我愛獨角獸，我愛它們

　　Unicorns, I love them Unicorns, I love them

　　獨角，獨角，獨角獸 ，我愛你們

　　Uni, uni, unicorns I love them

　　獨角，獨角獸，我可以養一個

　　Uni, unicorns, I could pet one

　　如果它們真的是真的

　　If they were really real

　　而且它們是真的

　　And they are

　　于是，我買一個。于是我養者它

　　So, I bought one so I could pet it

　　現在它喜歡我，我也喜歡它

　　Now it loves me Now I love it

　　威克特的城堡

　　VECTOR'S FORTRESS

　　(安全警報)

　　SECURITY ALERT!!!

　　你不。。。什么。。。

　　Don't you... What the...

　　祝你們好運，小女孩們!

　　Good luck, little girls!

　　(海蒂小姐女童院)

　　Miss Hattie's Home for Girls

　　哇噢!酷

　　Whoa! Cool.

　　你好! 我們是哈蒂小姐少女收容站的孤兒

　　Hi! We're orphans from Miss Hattie's Home for Girls.

　　-我不在乎，滾開!-拜托了!

　　-I don't care. Beat it! - Come on!

　　我們在賣餅干，所以，能有個更好的未來

　　We're selling cookies so, you know, we can have a better future.

　　-等下，等下!你有椰果味的嗎?-是的

　　-Wait, wait!Do you have coco-nutties? -Yeah.

　　有主意了

　　Light bulb.

　　納法尼奧博士

　　Dr Nefario!

　　我需要一些小機器人偽裝的餅干!

　　I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies!

　　-什么? -機器人餅干!

　　What? Cookie robots!

　　-你是誰?-哦，算了吧

　　Who is this? Oh, forget it.

　　好吧，看起來你已經通過了我們的背景核對

　　Well, it appears you have cleared our background check,

　　格魯醫生

　　Dr Gru.

　　我發現你列出了一個

　　And I see you have made a list

　　關于你個人成就的表格

　　of some of your personal achievements.

　　謝謝你，我很愿意看看

　　Thank you for that. I love reading.

　　我發現你被授予了榮譽勛章

　　And I see you have been given the Medal of Honor

　　和騎士身份

　　and a knighthood.

　　-我，我，我-我，我，我

　　-Me, me, me. -Me, me, me.

　　凱文?

　　Kevin?

　　你有你自己的廚藝秀節目

　　You had your own cooking show

　　而且你可以憋氣30秒?

　　and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds?

　　沒什么了不起

　　It's not that impressive.

　　傻瓜!

　　Idiot!

　　打! 打! 打! 打!打!打!

　　Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

　　這亂七八糟的都是些...什么?

　　What in the name of... What?

　　好吧，是這么回事

　　Well, here's the dealio.

　　自從我的妻子

　　Things have been so lonely since my wife,

　　黛比，去世后 ，一切都是那么孤單

　　Debbie, passed on.

　　我的心就就好比牙齒一樣

　　It's like my heart is a tooth,

　　有一個蛀洞，只有用孩子才能填滿它

　　and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.

　　對不起

　　I'm sorry.

　　你是一個 漂亮的女士。你會說西班牙語嗎?

　　You are a beautiful woman. Do you speak Spanish?

　　我看起來像會說西班牙語嗎?

　　Do I look like I speak Spanish?

　　你有一個驢臉

　　You have a face como un burro.

　　謝謝你!

　　Well, thank you!

　　總之，我們能繼續進行領養手續了嗎?

　　Anyway, can we proceed with this adoption?

　　太，太興奮了!

　　So, so excited!

　　請讓瑪戈 伊迪斯和阿格蕾絲來大廳

　　Please tell Margo, Edith and Agnes to come to the lobby.

　　我打賭媽媽很漂亮!

　　I bet the mom is beautiful!

　　我打賭爸爸的眼睛會閃爍發光

　　I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle.

　　我打賭他們的房子一定是橡皮糖熊熊做的

　　I bet their house is made of Gummi Bears.

　　我只是說它肯定會很好

　　I'm just saying it'd be nice.

　　我的毛毛蟲永遠變成不了蝴蝶

　　My caterpillar never turned into a butterfly.

　　那是個爆米花

　　That's a Cheeto.

　　好吧，黛比是一個很幸運的女人

　　Well, Debbie was a very lucky woman.

　　黛比是誰

　　Who's Debbie?

　　你妻子

　　Your wife.

　　嗨，女孩們

　　Hi, girls!

　　女孩們，你們來見見格魯先生

　　Girls, I want you to meet Mr. Gru.

　　他將會收養你們

　　He's going to adopt you.

　　他是一個牙醫!

　　And he's a dentist!

　　耶!

　　Yeah!

　　嗨 我是瑪戈 這是伊迪斯

　　Hi. I'm Margo. This is Edith.

　　那是阿格蕾絲

　　And that's Agnes.

　　我抓住你的腿了，我抓住你的腿了!

　　I got your leg, I got your leg!

　　好吧， 夠了，小丫頭

　　Okay, that is enough, little girl.

　　放開我 的腿，快點 你可以做到的。-高點!

　　Let go of my leg. Come on.You can do it. Higher!

　　高點! 放松一點，哇哦!

　　Higher! Just release your grip. Wow!

　　怎樣能拿開她?需要一個指令嗎?

　　How do you remove them? Is there a command?

　　不粘噴霧

　　Some nonstick spray?

　　撬棍?

　　Crowbar?

　　好了女孩們 咱們出發

　　Okay, girls, let's go.

　　哦，耶!

　　Oh, yeah!

　　太棒了!

　　Pretty impressive!

　　你在看什么呢?

　　What are you looking at?

　　卟呀!

　　Boo-ya!

　　你被縮小了，小漱口水!

　　You got shrunk, tiny mouthwash!

　　接招吧!

　　Take that!

　　你被縮小了!

　　You done been shrunk!

　　喂?

　　Yello?

　　我拿到光束微縮器了，好的

　　I got the shrink ray, all right.

　　不是，我沒拿它玩

　　No, I'm not playing with it.

　　格魯?

　　Gru?

　　別逗我笑了!不

　　Don't make me laugh! No.

　　還有，他不會得到月亮

　　P.S., he is not getting the moon,

　　還還有，當我解決他的時候

　　and P.P.S., by the time I'm done with him,

　　他會乞求我的憐憫

　　he's gonna be begging for mercy.

　　好吧，再見

　　Okay, bye.

　　看看你，小寶寶專用的小馬桶。。。

　　Look at you, a little tiny toilet for a little tiny baby...

　　詛咒你，小馬桶!

　　Curse you, tiny toilet!

　　好了 我們到了

　　Okay, here we are.

　　甜蜜的家啊

　　Home sweet home.

　　所以，這就是，貌似，你的房子?

　　So, this is, like, your house?

　　等一下。。。

　　Wait a sec...

　　你就是假裝成錄音信息的那個人!

　　You're the guy who pretended he was a recorded message!

　　不，那是別人

　　No, that was someone else.

　　我能抓著你的手嗎

　　Can I hold your hand?

　　不行

　　No.

　　當我們被一個光頭收養的候，我認為這更像安妮(源自著名漫畫"孤女安妮")

　　When we got adopted by a bald guy, I thought this'd be more like Annie.

　　不，嘿!

　　No, hey!

　　凱爾 這些不是食物。 這些是我們的客人

　　Kyle, these are not treats. These are guests.

　　女孩們，這是凱爾，我的

　　Girls, this is Kyle, my

　　狗

　　dog.

　　毛毛狗

　　Fluffy doggy!

　　這是什么品種的狗

　　What kind of dog is that?

　　他是...我不知道

　　He is a... I don't know.

　　你真的認為這里對于小孩子合適嗎?

　　Do you really think that this is an appropriate place for little kids?

　　因為它不合適

　　'Cause it's not.

　　不!不!離那遠一點!

　　No! No! Stay away from there!

　　太脆弱了

　　It's fragile.

　　好吧，我認為這計劃由兩個人才能完成

　　Well, I suppose the plan will work with two.

　　嘿!里面太黑了

　　Hey! It's dark in here.

　　它把我的飲料包扎了一個洞

　　It poked a hole in my juice box.

　　你們可以看見

　　As you can see,

　　我提供了一個小孩需要的所有東西

　　I have provided everything a child might need.

　　好了

　　All right.

　　好的，我在說。。。嘿!

　　Okay. As I was saying... Hey!

　　有人把它打碎了

　　Somebody broke that.

　　好吧，好吧。很明顯，我們需要建立些規則了

　　Okay, okay. Clearly, we need to set some rules.

　　第一條

　　Rule number one.

　　你們不能碰任何東西

　　You will not touch anything.

　　那么地板呢?

　　What about the floor?

　　是的，你們可以接觸地板

　　Yes, you may touch the floor.

　　那么空氣呢?

　　What about the air?

　　是的，你們可以接觸空氣

　　Yes, you may touch the air!

　　那這個呢

　　What about this?

　　你在哪找到它的? 就看見了

　　Where did you get that? Found it.

　　好吧。第二條 ，工作時不許打擾我

　　Okay. Rule number two. You will not bother me while I'm working.

　　第三條

　　Rule number three.

　　你們不許哭 不許 不許抱怨不許大笑不許咯咯笑

　　You will not cry or whine or laugh or giggle

　　打噴嚏打嗝放屁都不行!

　　or sneeze or burp or fart!

　　所以，不準，不準發出討人厭的聲音 好嗎?

　　So, no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?

　　這個聲音算討厭嗎

　　Does this count as annoying?

　　非常討厭

　　Very!

　　6個小時后見

　　I will see you in six hours.

　　好了 別擔心 一切都會好起來的

　　Okay, don't worry. Everything's going to be fine.

　　我們在這會非常高興的 對嗎 阿格蕾絲

　　We're gonna be really happy here. Right? Agnes?

　　提個問題 這些是什么

　　Question. What are these?

　　一群舞蹈機器人 跳舞吧

　　A dozen boogie robots! Boogie!

　　瞧好了 看我的

　　Look at this. Watch me!

　　餅干機器人 我說的是餅干機器人

　　Cookie robots. I said cookie robots.

　　你是老糊涂了吧

　　Why are you so old?

　　好吧 我來搞定

　　Okay. I'm on it.

　　有人嗎

　　Hello?

　　電視

　　TV!

　　那是啥

　　What is that?

　　快看! 太酷了

　　Look at that! That is cool!

　　快來

　　Come on!

　　我覺得他不是牙醫

　　I don't think he's a dentist.

　　我們研究這個有一陣時間了

　　We've been working on this for a while.

　　這是抗重力漿

　　It's a anti-gravity serum.

　　我本來想把那個關上的 他會有沒事的，我確定

　　I meant to close that. He'll be all right, I'm sure.

　　-藥效會消失嗎?-目前看來

　　-Do the effects wear off? -So far,

　　還不會，不，還不會消失

　　no. No, they don't.

　　這個，當然啦，是你新訂做的新武器

　　And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered.

　　不 不

　　No, no.

　　我說的是飛鏢手槍 不是...好吧

　　I said "dart gun", not... Okay.

　　噢，對嘛，我還在想

　　Oh, yes. 'Cause I was wondering

　　什么情況下我們會用這種槍?

　　under what circumstances would we use this?

　　不過，沒事的

　　But, anyway.

　　我真正想給你秀一下的是這個

　　What I really wanted to show you was this.

　　那些才是真正的餅干機器人!

　　Now those are cookie robots!

　　啦啦啦啦 我愛獨角獸

　　La, la, la, la I love unicorns

　　你們在這干什么? 我告訴過你們待在廚房里的

　　What are you doing here? I told you to stay in the kitchen!

　　我們太無聊了，這是什么地方?

　　We got bored. What is this place?

　　我能喝這個嗎?

　　Can I drink this?

　　你想被爆炸嗎?

　　Do you want to explode?

　　格魯!

　　Gru!

　　回廚房里去

　　Get back in the kitchen!

　　你能和我們一起玩玩嗎 不

　　Will you play with us? No.

　　為什么呢? 因為我在忙

　　Why? Because I'm busy.

　　忙什么

　　Doing what?

　　好吧 好吧 你贏了

　　Okay, okay, you got me.

　　牙醫是愛好

　　The dentist thing is more of a hobby.

　　現實生活中，我是個間諜

　　In real life, I am a spy.

　　這可是高級機密 你不能告訴任何人

　　And it is top secret, and you may not tell anybody,

　　因為如果你告... 這是做什么的

　　because if you do... What does this do?

　　嘿!

　　Hey!

　　我的獨角獸

　　My unicorn!

　　你得修好它

　　You have to fix it.

　　修好?聽著，它已經被粉碎了。也就是說，它修不好了

　　Fix it? Look, it has been disintegrated. By definition, it cannot be fixed.

　　真嚇人，她在干什么?

　　That's freaking me out. What is she doing?

　　你要是不給她個新的，她就會一直憋下去

　　She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one.

　　那就是個玩具。停下來!

　　It is just a toy. Now stop it!

　　好吧，好吧! 我會修好它的!

　　Okay, okay! I'll fix it!

　　蒂姆 馬克 菲爾!

　　Tim! Mark! Phil!

　　這件事非常重要

　　This is very important.

　　你們得給這個小丫頭弄到一個新的獨角獸玩具

　　You have to get the little girl a new unicorn toy.

　　嘿嘿嘿! 一個玩具!

　　Hey, hey, hey! A toy!

　　去吧，快點!

　　Go, and hurry!

　　它們是誰?

　　What are those?

　　他們是我的堂兄弟

　　They are my cousins.

　　杰瑞 斯圖爾特!

　　Jerry! Stuart!

　　看好她們讓她們離我遠點 拜托了

　　Watch them, and keep them away from me, please.

　　(歡迎試坐)

　　TRY ME

　　是你堂兄弟出的點子

　　It was your cousin's idea.

　　什么?

　　What?

　　好吧 該睡覺了

　　Okay, bedtime.

　　不是你們倆

　　Not you two!

　　好了晚安 都回被窩去 做個美夢

　　Okey-dokey. Beddie-bye. All tucked in. Sweet dreams.

　　你知道

　　Just so you know,

　　你永遠不會成為我的爸爸

　　you're never gonna be my dad.

　　我想我能受得了

　　I think I can live with that.

　　這些床是用炸彈做成的嗎

　　Are these beds made out of bombs?

　　是的，不過它們已經老到幾乎無法爆炸了

　　Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up.

　　但是別在床上來回翻身

　　But try not to toss and turn.

　　酷斃了

　　Cool.

　　你能給我們念睡前故事嗎 不

　　Will you read us a bedtime story? No.

　　但是我們不聽故事就睡不著覺呢

　　But we can't go to sleep without a bedtime story.

　　嗯，那對你來說這將是一個漫長的夜晚，不是嗎

　　Well, then it's going to be a long night for you, isn't it?

　　好了，晚安，睡個好覺，別被臭蟲咬醒了

　　So, good night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite.

　　因為這有成千上萬的臭蟲

　　Because there are literally thousands of them.

　　而且你們的壁櫥里也許還藏著什么哦

　　And there's probably something in your closet.

　　他開玩笑的，阿格蕾絲

　　He's just kidding, Agnes.

　　好漂亮哦

　　It's beautiful.

　　女孩們，我們走

　　Girls, let's go.

　　送餅干的時間到了!

　　Time to deliver the cookies!

　　好的，不過首先，我們要去上舞蹈課

　　Okay. But first, we're going to dance class.

　　事實上，我們今天要翹掉舞蹈課了

　　Actually, we're going to have to skip the dance class today.

　　事實上，我們今天不能逃舞蹈課

　　Actually, we can't skip the dance class today.

　　馬上有個表演

　　We have a big recital coming up.

　　我們要跳一段天鵝湖 -是哦，天鵝湖!

　　We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake. Yeah, Swan Lake!

　　那真是好極了，太棒了

　　That's fantastic. Wonderful.

　　但是我們還是要去送餅干! 來吧!

　　But we're going to deliver cookies! Come on!

　　不

　　No.

　　不?

　　No?

　　你不讓我們上舞蹈課，我們就不會去送餅干

　　We're not going to deliver cookies until we do dance class.

　　真的?

　　Really?

　　好吧，我是不會送你們去上舞蹈課的

　　Well, I am not driving you to dance class.

　　所以你們要是想去的話 就得自己走著去

　　So if you want to go, you are going to have to walk yourselves.

　　你在做什么

　　What are you doing?

　　走路去舞蹈班

　　Walking to dance class.

　　是嗎 好吧，很好

　　Ya? Okay, fine.

　　你們接著走 因為我真的不會開車送你們去的

　　You just keep walking, because I'm really not driving you!

　　很好

　　Okay.

　　你們會受到格魯式憤怒的折磨的

　　You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!

　　說真的 我數到3

　　Seriously, I'm going to count to three!

　　你們最好都給我到車上去

　　And you had better be in this car!

　　我開始數了1!2!

　　Here we go! One! Two!

　　3 4 5 ...

　　three, four and five.

　　抬腿，繃腳尖

　　And lift, and stretch.

　　1 2

　　And one, and two...

　　給你這個 這是什么

　　Here you go. What is it?

　　去舞蹈表演的門票 你會來的，對嗎

　　Your ticket to the dance recital. You are coming, right?

　　當然 當然

　　Of course, of course.

　　我在這真是如坐針氈

　　I have pins and needles that I'm sitting on.

　　拉鉤鉤?

　　Pinkie promise?

　　噢，是的，我拉鉤保證

　　Oh, yes. My pinkie promises.

　　好的 我們的第一個顧客叫威克托

　　All right. Our first customer is a man named Vector.

　　但他是V開頭的

　　But he's a V.

　　你知道的，我們應該從A開頭的顧客開始

　　You know, we're supposed to start with the A's.

　　接著我們去B開頭的顧客 接著我們...

　　Then we go to the B's. Then we...

　　是的是的 我上過幼兒園 我知道字母表是怎么回事

　　Yes, yes! I went to kindergarten. I know how the alphabet works!

　　我只是在想

　　I was just thinking

　　或許先給威克托先生送餅干也不賴

　　that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Vector's first.

　　就是這樣

　　That is all.

　　快結束了 這快結束了

　　Almost over. It's almost over.

　　女孩們，歡迎回到威克托的城堡

　　Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Vector-tude!

　　你們有我要的餅干嗎

　　Do you have my cookies for me?

　　4箱迷你薄荷糖 2箱奶糖

　　Four boxes of mini-mints, two toffee totes,

　　2箱焦糖和15箱椰子糖

　　two caramel clumpies and fifteen boxes of coco-nutties.

　　非常準確，我想知道還有誰定這么多的餅干

　　Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else order that many cookies.

　　不可能的

　　Not likely.

　　說一個比我訂餅干還多的人的名字

　　Name one person who ordered more cookies than me.

　　總共是52美元

　　That'll be $52.

　　正確

　　Right.

　　(發現目標

　　TARGET ACQUIRED

　　7 8 9

　　Seven, eight, nine...

　　嘀嗒! 我數到哪了!

　　Tic Tacs! Where was I?

　　7 8 9

　　Seven, eight, nine...

　　為什么你穿睡衣呢

　　Why are you wearing pajamas?

　　這不是睡衣 !這是套保暖服

　　These aren't pajamas! This is a warm-up suit.

　　你要給什么保暖? -東西

　　What are you warming up for? Stuff.

　　什么樣的東西

　　What sort of stuff?

　　超級酷的東西 你們不會懂的

　　Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

　　就像睡覺一樣嗎

　　Like sleeping?

　　它們不是睡衣!

　　They are not pajamas!

　　給你的， 52塊大鈔

　　Here you go, 52 big ones.

　　再見

　　Bye!

　　使勁

　　Come on!

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