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笑翻天的精彩英語笑話
看一些英語笑話，能讓我們學到不少英語知識，今天我們就一起來看看笑翻天的精彩英語笑話吧!
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
中文翻譯
"法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"
法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文?"
被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我!"
笑翻天的精彩英語笑話(二)
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。
酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"
酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"
男人："不，今天是這個月的最后一天。"
笑翻天的精彩英語笑話(三)
Two robbers were robbing a hotel.
兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。
The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
第一個說：“我聽到警報響了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
第二個說：“但是我們現在在第13層啊!”
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第一個尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時候了，還這么迷信!”
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