精彩笑爆你的英語笑話大全
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精彩笑爆你的英語笑話大全
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
嘿,Rosalie?你知道怎樣淹死一個金發美女嗎?在池塘底部粘上一面鏡子 注:美國有不少說金發美女愚蠢的笑話,在池底照鏡子被淹死了
精彩笑爆你的'英語笑話大全
When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”
我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時候,總要招來大亂。一個星期六,我開始抗議了。“好啦,你們兩個,”我嚴厲地說,“不許叫喊,不許亂拿,不許哭鬧,不許亂敲,不許取笑,不許扯淡,不許弄壞玩具,不許亂抓,不許打架。” 我剛轉身要走,就聽我兒子說:“來,斯蒂文,我們來把自己弄臟吧。”
精彩笑爆你的英語笑話大全
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can't have any butter for two weeks!".
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?".
一名男子與兒子在公園散步時,一只蜜蜂落在他們附近,小男孩跑過去一腳將它踩住。父親給兒子上了如何尊重生命的一課,并補充道:“為此你兩周都不許吃蜂蜜。”
不一會兒,一只蝴蝶落在他們近旁,男孩子跑過去又一腳踩住蝴蝶。父親再次給他上了一課并補充道:“為此你兩周不許吃黃油(英語中‘蝴蝶’直譯為‘黃油飛’)。”
他們回到家后進到廚房,發現地板上有一只蟑螂。母親跑過去踩死了它。男孩對父親說:“您要對她說什么嗎?還是我來說?”
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