精彩笑爆你的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
笑一笑1，十年少，看一些笑話(huà)能讓我們開(kāi)心，歡迎欣賞精彩笑爆你的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全!
精彩笑爆你的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
嘿，Rosalie?你知道怎樣淹死一個(gè)金發(fā)美女嗎?在池塘底部粘上一面鏡子 注：美國(guó)有不少說(shuō)金發(fā)美女愚蠢的笑話(huà)，在池底照鏡子被淹死了
精彩笑爆你的'英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
When they’re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. “All right, you two,” I said sternly. “No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.”
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, “C’mon, Steven, let’s get dirty . ”
我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在一起的時(shí)候，總要招來(lái)大亂。一個(gè)星期六，我開(kāi)始抗議了。“好啦，你們兩個(gè)，”我嚴(yán)厲地說(shuō)，“不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。” 我剛轉(zhuǎn)身要走，就聽(tīng)我兒子說(shuō)：“來(lái)，斯蒂文，我們來(lái)把自己弄臟吧。”
精彩笑爆你的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can't have any butter for two weeks!".
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?".
一名男子與兒子在公園散步時(shí)，一只蜜蜂落在他們附近，小男孩跑過(guò)去一腳將它踩住。父親給兒子上了如何尊重生命的一課，并補(bǔ)充道：“為此你兩周都不許吃蜂蜜。”
不一會(huì)兒，一只蝴蝶落在他們近旁，男孩子跑過(guò)去又一腳踩住蝴蝶。父親再次給他上了一課并補(bǔ)充道：“為此你兩周不許吃黃油(英語(yǔ)中‘蝴蝶’直譯為‘黃油飛’)。”
他們回到家后進(jìn)到廚房，發(fā)現(xiàn)地板上有一只蟑螂。母親跑過(guò)去踩死了它。男孩對(duì)父親說(shuō)：“您要對(duì)她說(shuō)什么嗎?還是我來(lái)說(shuō)?”
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