經典逗人英語笑話

經典逗人英語笑話

　　看一些英語笑話，既能愉悅自己，還能學到英語知識，何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看經典逗人英語笑話吧!

　　經典逗人英語笑話(一)

　　What a big deal

　　A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

　　Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."

　　一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的'甩出幾個大數字，好像在談一筆大買賣。

　　到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問來訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個人回答，“我是來給你安裝電話的。”

　　經典逗人英語笑話(二)

　　An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子

　　Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?

　　Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.

　　Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?

　　Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.

　　鄰居：昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音，你們出了什么事嗎?

　　丈夫：沒什么。我的妻子有點不高興，把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。

　　鄰居：你的`大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會有那么大的聲音?

　　丈夫：我......我恰好也在大衣里面

　　經典逗人英語笑話(三)

　　可憐的男人

　　A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說一個月都不跟我說話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個月的最后一天。"

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