爆逗英語笑話故事
笑一笑十年少，有時候正兒八經(jīng)的說笑話卻覺得不好笑，可是一個很冷的笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?現(xiàn)在，一起來開心爆笑下吧!
爆逗英語笑話故事一：
真是恩愛的一對
How Sweet!
喔，真是恩愛的一對!
Two women friends were having tea.
兩個女人正在喝茶，
Said one to the other,
其中一位對另一位說道：
"I've been trying to reach my lawyer for a week ... "
“我已經(jīng)花了一個禮拜找我的律師，….。”
"Oh, please don't mention lawyers to me" interrupted the recent widow,
“哦，拜托別再向我提律師的事了，”那位剛死去丈夫的女人插嘴道，
I've had so much trouble settling my husbands estate that I sometimes wish he hadn't died! "
“我在處理我先生遺留的房地產(chǎn)時遭遇到好多麻煩，有時候我真希望他沒死就好了。
爆逗英語笑話故事二：I don't think I know-我不知道啊
Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"
John: "What do you think it is, sir?"
Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"
John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘
老師：“John，動詞ring的過去分詞是什么?”。約翰：“你想它是什么呢”?老師：“我不用想，我知道!”。約翰：“我想我不知道”。
爆逗英語笑話故事三：
NO Sweat!
不費吹灰之力
There were four passengers in the small aircraft as it sputtered over the Andes; a businessman, an inventor, a priest and a laid -back budget traveller.
一架正飛越安第斯山脈的小飛機(jī)上坐著四名乘客：一名商人，一名發(fā)明家，一位神父和一個靠預(yù)算過日子、看起來懶懶散散的`旅行者。
Suddenly the pilot entered the cabin and told them the horrible news: "Gentlemen, the plane is going down. I'm going to try to crash-land it, but you must all jump. "
突然，駕駛員走進(jìn)艙告訴他們可怕的消息：“各位先生，這架飛機(jī)正失控下降中，我要設(shè)法迫降，但你們必須先跳下飛機(jī)。”
Naturally, the men were horrified。and even more so when they discovered that there were only three parachutes.
當(dāng)然，那幾個人都嚇得目瞪口呆，尤其是當(dāng)他們發(fā)現(xiàn)只有三個降落傘可以使用時，更是心驚膽戰(zhàn)。
The businessman said, "Sirs, I employ thousands of people. Their lives and those of their families depend on me. I think you'll agree that I must survive. " He promptly put on a parachute and leaped.
那名商人說道：“各位先生，我雇用好幾千名員工，他們都要靠我養(yǎng)家活口，我想你們都同意我必須活著回去。”說著他便穿上一具降落傘跳出飛機(jī)去。
The inventor rose, already adjusting the straps. "I'm the smartest man in the world. My inventions have transformed the lives of millions. There’s no telling how much good I may yet do. Goodbye. " And he, too, jumped from the plane.
接著發(fā)明家站了起來，調(diào)整了肩帶說道：“我是世界上最聰明的人，我的發(fā)明改變了成千上萬人的生活。我還會對大眾造多少福難以估計。再見了，各位!”他也跟著跳出機(jī)艙。
The priest was se.rene, and interrupted his prayers to speak to the traveller. "I am a rnan of God, my son; I have no fear of death. Take the last parachute and save your life. "
神父心平氣和，中斷禱告，對旅行者說道：“小伙子，我是信奉上帝的人，我對死并不畏懼，剩下的降落傘你就拿去用，逃命去吧!”
"Hey, it,s cool, Father. There’ re still two parachutes left. The smartest man in tne world just jumped out of the plane wearing my backpack. "
“嘿，神父，真是太棒了!我們還有兩個降落傘。那個自稱世界上最聰明的人背了我的背包跳出去了。”
爆逗英語笑話故事四：All Except the Music除了音樂
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
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