英語笑話帶翻譯集錦
一個(gè)人的聰明才智會(huì)在幽默的談吐中閃光，并且會(huì)深深吸引他人。下面，小編給大家收集整理了英語笑話帶翻譯集錦，增加幽默細(xì)胞，聰明的'你一定會(huì)成為閃光點(diǎn)。
英語笑話帶翻譯【1】
Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom -flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."
Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."
自己做好準(zhǔn)備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
英語笑話帶翻譯【2】
The World's Greatest Swordsman
At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half. The crowd cheered. Then the second-place man sliced a fly into quarters. A hush fell in anticipation of the world's greatest swordsman.
His blade came down in a mighty arc - but the insect continued on its way! The crowd was aghast. The greatest swordsman had missed his target completely, yet he continued to smile.
"Why are you so happy?" someone yelled. "You missed!"
"Ah," replied the swordsman, "you weren't watching very carefully. They fly lives, yes - but he will never be a father."
世界上最偉大的擊劍手
在一場世界最佳擊劍手表演中，排名第三的擊劍手上場了。一只蒼蠅放了出來，劍劃了一個(gè)弧，他將蒼蠅劈成了兩半。觀眾歡呼起來。緊接著排名第二的人將一只蒼蠅切成了四半。現(xiàn)場一陣沉默，人們期盼著世界上最偉大的擊劍手出場。
他的劍鋒以一個(gè)巨大的弧線劃了下來--然而那只昆蟲還在繼續(xù)飛行!觀眾被驚呆了。最偉大的擊劍手完全錯(cuò)過了他的目標(biāo)，然而他還在微笑著。
“你為什么這么高興?”有人嚷道，“你沒擊中!”
“啊，”劍手答道，“你剛才沒有很仔細(xì)地看。蒼蠅還活著，是的--但他永遠(yuǎn)也做不成爸爸了。
英語笑話帶翻譯【3】
Very stupid robbers
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"
The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
兩個(gè)笨賊
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說：“我聽到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”
第二個(gè)說：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”
英語笑話帶翻譯【4】
A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問題。
這個(gè)問題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽到雷聲?
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇�，耳朵在后�?/p>
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