經(jīng)典英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子痛
某學(xué)校發(fā)給學(xué)生的健康調(diào)查表里有個錯別字把性別的性字寫成了襪字。一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時，在襪別的`那欄填上了：棕色為主。更多英語笑話盡在應(yīng)屆畢業(yè)生笑話網(wǎng)。
理所當(dāng)然
THE SCHOOL HEALTH FORMS had been distributed to the students with an error---the word Sex had been spelled with an o. One mother, filling out the form for her son, wrote in the blank next to Sox: Usually brown.
某學(xué)校發(fā)給學(xué)生的健康調(diào)查表里有個錯別字把性別的性字寫成了襪字。一位母親在為她的兒子填寫表格時，在襪別的那欄填上了：棕色為主。
接著走吧
Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a living tomb. Accordinglyhe was prepared for burial. The hearse was an old ramshacklecountry wagon.
As the strange cortege moved along some old residentasked, Who is it?
Why, Seth Smith, who is too lazy to get anything to liveon, so we are going to bury him alive.
I'll give him a bushel of corn, said one. And I will，said another.
Slowly raising his head, Seth asked: Is the corn shelled，neighbor?
No，you must do that yourself.
Gently replacing his head, he said: Drive on, boys, drive on.
塞思·史密斯被公認(rèn)為鎮(zhèn)上頭號懶人。長官們實(shí)在懶得 再供養(yǎng)他，便決定把他送進(jìn)一個天然墳?zāi)估锶�。于是他被�?zhǔn)備著去埋葬，靈車是一輛搖搖晃晃的鄉(xiāng)下舊馬車。
正當(dāng)這列奇怪的送葬隊(duì)伍在行進(jìn)時，一些老街坊問道：這是誰啊?
唉，塞思·史密斯，他懶得沒法活了，我們這就去把他活埋。
我來給他一蒲式耳谷子吧，一個人說。我也給，另一個說。
塞思慢慢抬起頭來問道：谷子脫粒了嗎，街坊?
沒有，你得自己來。
他緩緩把頭放回原處說：接著走吧，孩子們，接著走吧。
一個有心的乘客
Mr.Green went to Germany，because he had some work there.He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport.They walked to their car and passed a tall，pretty air hostess.Mr.Green said to her，Goodbye，Miss Harris， and the air hostess smiled and saidGoodbye too.
Mrs.Green stopped and looked at the air hostess.Then she said to her husband，How did you know her name?
That was easy，answered Mr.Green.The names of the captain and all the crew were on a piece of paper in front of our sests.
What was the name of the captain?Mrs.Green asked with a smile.
Mr.Green laughed and answered，I don't remember any of the other names.
格林去了德國，因?yàn)樗谀抢镉行┕ぷ饕觥Ｋ闲瞧谝换貒�，他年輕的妻子到機(jī)場去接他。他們向他們的汽車走去，遇見了一位高挑、漂亮的空中小姐。格林先生對她說：再見，哈里斯小姐。那位空中小姐莞爾一笑，也說了聲再見。
格林夫人停下來，看看那位空中小姐，然后她問她丈夫：你怎么知道她的名字?
這很容易，格林先生回答。機(jī)長和機(jī)組全體人員的名單都寫在我們座位前的一張紙上。
那機(jī)長叫什么名字?格林夫人笑著問。
格林先生笑著答道：我不記得其他任何人的名字。
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