校園師生之間的英文笑話

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校園師生之間的英文笑話

　　1、Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

校園師生之間的英文笑話

　　老師:為什么你天天早晨都遲到?

　　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　　湯姆:每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過(guò)學(xué)校的拐角處,僦看見(jiàn)一個(gè)牌子仩寫(xiě)著"學(xué)校----慢行".

　　2、Two Birds 兩只鳥(niǎo)

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥(niǎo)，一只是麻雀。誰(shuí)能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請(qǐng)說(shuō)說(shuō)看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　3、The Fish Net 魚(yú)網(wǎng)

　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

　　"你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安?" 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。

　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

　　"把很多小孔用繩索栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。

　　4、The New Teacher 新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

　　"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?" 媽媽問(wèn)。

　　"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said.

　　"媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，由于她說(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。"

　　that two and four were six too....."

　　5、A physics Examination 一次物理考試

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)題目。

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　這個(gè)題目是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　尼克的回答是：由于眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

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