搞笑又有趣的英語(yǔ)笑話
what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的.兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?
湯米：漢堡。
兩個(gè)律師 Two Attorneys
Two attorneys went into a restaurant and ordered two drinks. Then they brought out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches here!"
The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.
兩個(gè)律師走進(jìn)一個(gè)餐廳，要了兩杯飲料，從包中拿出三明治開(kāi)始吃起來(lái)。餐廳老板走過(guò)來(lái)警告說(shuō)，“你們不能在這里吃自己的三明治。”
兩個(gè)律師對(duì)看了一眼，聳聳肩，然后交換了手中的三明治。
I want a nightmare 想做壞夢(mèng)
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."
"Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.
"Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.
在期末考試之前，湯姆告訴他的母親：“媽媽，我昨天晚上做了一個(gè)夢(mèng)，夢(mèng)見(jiàn)我通過(guò)了今天的考試。”
“不要相信夢(mèng)，親愛(ài)的。據(jù)說(shuō)夢(mèng)中的經(jīng)歷通常與現(xiàn)實(shí)相反。”媽媽答道。
“那么，我真希望在今晚的夢(mèng)中，我的其他功課都不及格。”湯姆說(shuō)。
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