有趣又搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
計(jì)劃你的將來 Make your fortune
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計(jì)劃你的將來
“你是怎么計(jì)劃你的將來的?”
“我變成一個(gè)富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗(yàn)。”
“那有什么用?”
“現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗(yàn)了，我有錢。”
律師 Lawyers
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的'人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無(wú)賴" 。 另外的一個(gè)喝醉了的人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對(duì)那一個(gè)評(píng)論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個(gè)無(wú)賴" 。
很對(duì) Correct
Correct
Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?
Jimmy: I don’t know...
Teacher: Correct.
很對(duì)
教師：吉米，學(xué)生在學(xué)校里經(jīng)常用的三個(gè)字是什么?
吉米：不知道……
老師：很對(duì)。
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