淺顯易懂的英語笑話
1、The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚網
你能告訴我魚網是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。
2、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。
3、Not really 事實并非如此
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner.
Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby1 who'd seen everything remarked："That's extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did."
"Not really," came the reply. "I'm just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts."
一個盲人領著一只導盲犬站在十字路口處等著過馬路。就在這個時候，導盲犬把腿一抬，開始往主人身上撒尿。
這個盲人十分平靜地從口袋里拿出了一塊餅干給狗吃。一個過路人剛好看到了這一切，很不解地說：“你的`脾氣真好，尤其是那只狗都做了這樣的事情，你還給它餅干吃。”
“事實并非如此。”盲人回答說，“我只是想弄清楚它的嘴在哪里，這樣一來，我就可以踢它的屁股了。”
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