英文笑話故事帶翻譯

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英文笑話故事帶翻譯

　　英文笑話故事帶翻譯一：

英文笑話故事帶翻譯

　　Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries out "Hey, why did you do that?" The driver says, "Don't worry about it, my brother does it all the time."

　　兩個(gè)男人開車前行，路遇一紅燈，司機(jī)呼嘯而過。乘客大叫：“嘿!你干嗎這樣做?”司機(jī)說：“別擔(dān)心，我兄弟經(jīng)常這么干。”

　　They came to another red light, and the same thing happens. The passenger is visibly upset and threatens to get out of the car the next chance he gets. At the next light, which is green, the driver slams on his brakes and comes to a screeching halt(停).

　　又遇一紅燈，司機(jī)依舊呼嘯而過。乘客顯然憤怒了，威脅說如果下次再闖紅燈他就下車。路遇一綠燈，司機(jī)猛踩剎車，車子嘎然而止。

　　The passenger is confused and asks, "What the heck is wrong with you? You ran two red lights but you stop at the green one."

　　乘客迷惑了，問道：“你有病吧?剛才闖了兩個(gè)紅燈，現(xiàn)在綠燈了你倒停了。”

　　The driver responds: "My brother might be coming from the other way!"

　　司機(jī)回答：“我兄弟可能會(huì)從那邊過來。”

　　英文笑話故事帶翻譯二：

　　Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. 一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來不久，到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元。在銀行柜臺(tái)，銀行職員認(rèn)真檢查了每一張鈔票，看是否有假。

　　It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩，最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說：“相信我，先生，也請(qǐng)你相信這些鈔票。這都是真正的美元，它們是從美國直接帶來的。”

　　英文笑話故事帶翻譯三：

　　A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

　　一對(duì)夫婦結(jié)婚已經(jīng)25年了，正在一起慶祝他們的結(jié)婚紀(jì)念日和60歲生日。

　　During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.

　　正慶祝時(shí)，一位仙女從天而降說25年來他們一直相親相愛，她將實(shí)現(xiàn)他們每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。

　　The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.

　　妻子說想環(huán)游世界。仙女握住了她的手，只聽轟的一聲。妻子手中出現(xiàn)了各種入場(chǎng)券和票。

　　Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I'd like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."

　　接著就該丈夫許愿了。他頓了一下，然后不好意思地說：“嗯，我想要一個(gè)比我年輕30歲的.妻子。”

　　The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.

　　仙女拿起魔杖，只聽轟的一聲!丈夫變成90歲的老翁了。

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