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      1. 英語笑話簡短

        時間:2020-10-22 09:37:55 英語笑話 我要投稿

        英語笑話大全簡短

          英語笑話大全簡短一:

        英語笑話大全簡短

          Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

          Boy: It's very kind of you, darling. But I don't have any worries or troubles.

          Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

          英語笑話大全簡短二:

          An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi(法師,教士) she had two final requests.

          First, she wanted to be cremated(火葬) , and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.

          "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?"

          "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."

          英語笑話大全簡短三:

          On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman.Are these for your wife, sir? she asked.Yes, I said.For her birthday? she asked.No, I replied.For your anniversary?No, I said again.As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

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